Nonsens Stories

its literally just what the title says lol

Enjoy the adventures of a silly, not-so-heroic and (most importantly) original character. After receiving godly powers from an angel sent by GodJesus, Sanichew decides to use such powers to protect the world (our world), hang out with his girlfriend Roscho and evade taxes. Do you want to know what's in store for him? NO? Me neither!

The continuation of CS_Snoozy/Storyteller travels. Just a collection of rants and ways that I use to both motivate and judge myself. Don't read. It's a waste of time. (Yes, it said continuation since I have an old draft here where I trauma-dump like it's raining Tsar Bombs)

Bralbmonius Blabbermondjson is obsessed with breakfast. He's never met a breakfast food he wouldn't try. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and Bralb takes that really seriously. However, when the food in his town runs out, and figures from his past reemerge, Bralb goes on a quest for the perfect breakfast, while encountering strange things along the way. Bralbmonius has never found an egg he couldn't crack, a breakfast he wouldn't try, or a bad recipe he wouldn't make. CREDIT TO HOLLY BLACK FOR INSPIRATION (though the story definitely strays from my original goal hehe) WIP, and unedited version here.

When the heart bleeds and nothing can heal it, the only thing left to do is write. Thoughts are volatile, sometimes they are cruel and other times are kind, nevertheless both are needed. If the pain didn't exist no one would know what happiness feels like. This book of poems is the moments when just for a second dark is all that it is, so why not share and give it light, hopefully someone will feel identify with at least one poem. Not all the poem will be in a negative connotation, and the images I put will be from Pinterest.

Dear Reader, Welcome inside my brain. It's full of random thoughts, imaginary conversations, overthinking, unnecessary psychology facts, and jokes nobody asked for. I can't promise you'll become saner after reading this. In fact... You might leave talking to your wall. :3 Enjoy. Read also: 1. I Ran Out Of Hobbies At Fourteen 2. Professional Overthinker Since 2012 3. How I Became Roommates With A Freezer Coming soon: 1. I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With Mondays

Hi there! I love shipping, and this is my first ever book! Actually kinda trashy. I've seen a lotttttttt of these roaming around on Wattpad, so I decided to make one too, for a start. Minunamour made the cover for me.

Just a bunch of random one shots cause why the heck not! -3- Requests open!!

The Vocation Crew has entered the fray.

This is another story that doesnt make the most sense tbh, also contains profanity and a few idiots

Hey, y'all this is just a series of random oneshots with no specific topics, I'm doing this because I'm new to Wattpad and kinda still figuring it out so don't expect frequent updates.

A story of a girl who's a RP'er (role player). He met a boy and fell in love with him. When they broke up, she decided to move on. After 4 months, she thought she already moved on but when she saw a post of the new GF of the boy she feel hurt. And then she decided to wrote a letter for him.

What more can I say?

Uh... I told my friend I would so here it is I guess? Just random Haiykuu Smut when I feel like it. might now all be smut, maybe I'll continue Writting and make cute shit.

Burke è un uomo che vive in una maniera inspiegabile e nessuno sa bene perchè. Evidentemente gli sta bene così. In questa storia, quasi per punizione, vive ogni giorno un'avventura molto strana, volte a mettere in dubbio il suo strano stile di vita. Mai tanto strane, comunque, da mettere in dubbio il suo ferreo e ironico gusto per il tè verde e per la solitudine.

NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE UNDER 16 (or anyone) CONTAINS NUDITY, INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE, SENSITIVE TOPCS AND FANTASY VIOLENCE. Credits at the end of the synopsis. SYNOPSIS: Highly inspired by Deltarune, Memes, cursed fanfiction, and real-life events, this story tells of the misfortunes one can suffer, from medical emergencies to rampant video game consumption, mass hysteria, and more. Using the same method Socrates used to bring light, with dialectics and reflections, this story also invites you to question your sanity and the choices you have made in your life to be reading this fanfic. Please note that I am not responsible for any brain damage this work may cause. Finally, I don't want to give away too many spoilers about what I wrote, since it's a one-chapter work, but I invite you to stay until the end and see what bizarre things omitted in the synopsis await you. --- No word in this text or script was generated by artificial intelligence, only by my natural dumbness. I only used it to identify pacing problems and spelling errors. I also used google translator to help me translate my work from english to portuguese and make the translating process faster, because english isnt my first language (even if im B1 level of knowledge), and i also had to do some cultural addaptations Credits: Book cover, addaptations and entire script: Me PP character (i will not say for avoid spoilers): probally Neville Ashley and/or Maker Baker DT Characters (Kris, Susie, Lancer, Ralsei): Tony Fox

This is junk stuff and from my old story

Just an introduction to Julia and her family moving from their home to a place designed by the Citadel of Ricks. This is part three of an on-going series.

A book that will contain random nonsense, I put the axe to the old one. now the new one is born

A wild comedy surrounding two college students, Al and Ore, and their quest to get revenge on each other.