Nonsensical Stories

This is another story that doesnt make the most sense tbh, also contains profanity and a few idiots

So. This started as an exercise for me to get rid of writer's block. After hearing about this lil' thing called Mini habits I thought I'd apply that to writing. One sentence a day seemed a lot less daunting than this abstract huge monster of a task that would sometimes pop in my head when I simply thought of Writing, capital W. Funnily enough, most of the days I end up writing a few paragraphs so maybe that was just the light push I needed to distance myself from my three closest friends: Weak Willed Smith, Robert Procastinatinson and Lazy Lane. Anyways I hope you enjoy the results of this little exercise.

❛ 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔞𝔦𝔫'𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔨𝔦𝔡𝔰. 𝔦𝔫 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔱 𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔞𝔰 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩. ❜ → * . & ━━ the ability to push through mirrors into other worlds usually puts young girls into interesting predicaments involving monsters and flipsides. 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃. stranger things. . & → stranger things post season 3 . & → book one of through the looking glass . & → art in cover by sibylline meynet . & started on 24.07.2019 ━ ongoing . & © SARAHOPPERS 2019 ━ 2021

Yep.

Aw shit, here we go again..... So, here is another fanfiction! Just like the other one, this is intended mostly for laughs with Bell being stupidly overpowered. Kick back a chair, relax, and enjoy the wonderful concept that is, an op Bell Cranel (with many fourth-wall breaks)

Bendy has escaped, and is now eating time! Agent Sims has been tasked to track down this Eldredge monster. can she do it before it's too late? find out in this short episodic comedy with hints of adventure. action, and intrigue.

The most urgent and pressing worry in Leah Bell's life is honestly trying to avoid Ms Anderson's hateful gaze, apart from that, even she can't tell you what she's been doing her whole life. Until apparently she realises nothing is real and the only person she has to confide in is a wonderfully stupid dumbass (herself). Oh, and a shapeshifter. Who won't tell her his name. And maybe the silly little guardian angel that hovers around his shoulder? That one doesn't talk much though. Turns out theres been a slight rift in the fabric of the universe she belonged to, and maybe, it wasn't quite accidental...

If you wanna read Crack Stories and Parodies with my Discord friends as characters, read this!

Everything you knew was a lie... In this book I will be explaining concepts from an expert's point of view. You have been warned... O_o

inspiration struck while listening to music and now here we are! First chapter is in German, the second in English. Hope you enjoy this short story of sadness!

My name is Finnley, pronounced Jelly...actually just call me Jelly. It's mostly because of Peanut. I like Peanut. Peanut plus Jelly equals wonders between the sheets...I mean bread. I'm just kidding. I've been hanging out too much with Duby. She loves to make...remarks. Then there's Boss. You don't want to know her last name. Then again it isn't as bad as Onedirect'Quiesha's last name...its Neilson. Lastly there's Bobby'Loresia McSharkla Jack...but we just call her Bobby Jack. Together we make the Engineering and Tech Class Heroes...of course we don't really save anything. Well we do sometimes but that's when we aren't lazy. Well we usually are a bit lazy. It's mostly me though. I feel like my procrastination rubs off on others. Procrastination powers go! Well I think this is the part when I shut up. Well goodbye then. (This story was created by my table in Engineering and Tech class. Any resemblances or similarities to people or things in real life are not meant to be stolen by me or used wrongly in anyway. Practically, this is what happens when there's a substitute. Enjoy the story or hate it. P.S. This story was really only posted so one person could read it...she knows who she is...Duby aka Anondorf P.P.S. Please ignore all grammatical or spelling errors, they were meant to be there purposely. P.P.P.S. I'm posting this story a year after we wrote this chapter in class.)

a slow descent into madness.

A festival of dreams for those who dream.

My cousin who made the first one allowed me to make a short Sequel to the other Celestial Story This time a new Celestial is set to invade the world of Kuroinu and kill anyone who dares to oppose him This story is meant to be written as bad, cheesy, corny or cringey on purpose, so do not take this story serious Also gonna have murder

A little poem kinda thing. Spur of the moment caught in my feelings kinda thing. Makes no sense