Nonsensical Stories

I DON'T OWN THE ART YOU DUMBA- (If I Decide To Draw The Cover, Expect Stickman.) The beautiful art that you see on the cover was made by @beewineline on Twitter. Ahem...

❛ 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔞𝔦𝔫'𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔰𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔨𝔦𝔡𝔰. 𝔦𝔫 𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔱 𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔞𝔰 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩. ❜ → * . & ━━ the a...

My cousin who made the first one allowed me to make a short Sequel to the other Celestial Story This time a new Celestial is set to invade the world of Kuroinu and kill...

Things fade and things end. A poem can mean anything to a reader. What does this mean to you?

A wolf pounces on a border guard after he says something to it. The CCTV grab is without audio and it is up to Balderdash Burphy to find out what the guard said before h...

Ever wondered what a human goblin hybrid did day to day, well, now's your chance.

A boy will not eat his sandwich

The world always sucked, but after the Z.A.R.M.A. shit got a whole lot worse. Follow the adventures of Rook Kallows, our fourth-wall-breaking, Ferris Buellarian protagon...

goofy little story

There's no actual reason to read this. It's just a jumble of odd short stories that I've made throughout my years of living. I won't be using the actual vocabulary I use...

♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ I write to spread a smile on every reader's face And thus to make this world a happier place. Bu...

Graveyard & Spongie near the end of their journey

Everything you knew was a lie... In this book I will be explaining concepts from an expert's point of view. You have been warned... O_o

There is no story here. No narrative or plot. No meaning or reason. How can it possibly be a story? Unless you don't need a story to have a story? Could that be it? What...

So, anyone that knows me knows I have some weird dreams. Emphasis on weird. So, I decided that screaming into the void of the internet would be fun, and it would help my...

READ FULL DESCRIPTION IMPORTANT! (UNEDITED. TERRIBLE GRAMMAR IS INTENTIONAL.) Don't judge by first chapter. KEEP READING The adventures of the Paladins as they blow up...