Nonsensical Stories

A B-rated fanfic. A simple road trip with your best friend, Peter Kavinsky, takes a terrifying turn when your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Strange voices call out, Peter starts acting weird, and things only get stranger when you find an underground temple-and a group of unexpected celebrity monster-hunters: Thomas Sangster, Luke Hemmings, Bad Bunny, Rosalia, and Harris Dickinson. As you face eerie skinwalkers and ancient spells, the line between reality and nightmare blurs. With danger closing in, you and Peter must stick together-while fighting the growing feelings between you. But when you wake up, was it all just a dream... or is something still out there?

Auditions for Nonsensical Objects are here.

When The goblin Evelyn Vante has a chance to be the next goblin queen, people will do everything in their power to keep her from that goal. What will happen when she learns a terrible secret, one that threatens to destroy all of her kingdom.

THIS BOOK HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. IF YOU WISH TO STILL SUBMIT POEMS, REFER TO NOTEBOOK OF POEMS 2. Here is a book of poems I have collected. Enjoy poem genres such as acrostic, limericks, haikus and more. Some are wrote by me. Some by other wattpadders. (I'll be sure to be adding poems by editing and updating, so check back regularly for new poems.) If you have any poems that you would like to see in this book, than private message them to me, I'll be sure to give you full credit.

While I answered my English module activities, it seemed that I had a bit too much fun with the literary devices part, and thus, started to bloom my very own interest in using onomatopoeia. This book is a series of chatters and claps! A way to express my random ideas and turn them in to stories used for entertainment.

Cringey ah story I made that separates into sections and I was de motivated so there's only like three parts but maybe I'll work on it gang, idk 😞

it's not really anything interesting just smt i wrote like 2 years ago enjoy ig

(Dear reader, pls read the following in the most dramatic voice you can come up with, thank you) This summer... "WHAT ARE COW EGGS!?" Two friends unite to fight off evil... "OFFICE LADY USE FLOWER POT!" Witness their beautiful friendship bloom through exciting adventures like inhaling tacos, driving through houses, and possibly turning into brooms... A book filled with chaotic oneshots of Jef and Jason, with the occasional Jerry. Warning: you may very much lose brain cells reading this

a slow descent into madness.

the purpose of this is to be insane

A story of Madeline, other dimensions, a talking cat, and madness.

There's no actual reason to read this. It's just a jumble of odd short stories that I've made throughout my years of living. I won't be using the actual vocabulary I used then, so you don't have to worry about trying to sort through my younger years nonsense. Although this is just a way to improve my vocabulary in English, if you do end up reading it, I'll accept your criticism.

Pampered. Snobbish. Overpriviledged egoistical crybaby. I can go on for days. These are few of the words making up the infamous name: Alexandria Monique McAlester. Well, believe it or not. This pestering 14-year old girl is the main character of this here's story. A tad ironic I'd say. I mean, how could a villainous swellhead be the heroine of such an amazing and probably moral story? Well no one said I did this willingly. Still, witness the adventures of this rebellious little brat as she stumbled upon something beyond her imagination--although she isn't really all that imaginative to begin with. Chase. Curses. Magic. And fluffy pink brain-eating unicorns. Eerily laugh at how she fears for her life and trips on a pebble or two as she runs from these manic little creatures of death!! I don't know about you, but I'mma grab a pair of 3D glasses to go with my popcorn. 'Cause we'll be kicking things off with hurling one unsuspecting trash into a very dark abyss.

Lucy was average until she stumbled across her own conscious mind stuck in a tiny trash bag of green relevancy in a dreamy Chevrolet Suburban from 40 years ago Explore Lucy's first "road" trip In this short epic psychedelic novel, go with her in her rusty 40 year old dream pickup and explore the wacky world around her and try not to lose your own conscious mind while she takes a century to fuel up her dream pickup, or sometimes it may even be a bus depending on how you look at it and everything else is square. Now, you must explore the rest...

Things fade and things end. A poem can mean anything to a reader. What does this mean to you?

This is another story that doesnt make the most sense tbh, also contains profanity and a few idiots