Nonsensical Stories

This is just a place where I post random and strange stuff that I just want to share with the world!

Step into a realm where the lines between fiction and reality blur, and laughter awaits at every turn. In 'Ragabound', Jimmy, Ria, and Miles, an unlikely trio of friends running an indie press, embark on a wild adventure they never saw coming. When they receive a mysterious manuscript, a simple book binding job thrusts them into a fantastical world where a tyrannical government seeks to crush creativity and individuality. As they navigate dungeons, encounter peculiar characters, and face absurd challenges, the bonds of friendship deepen, and the trio discovers their own hidden strengths. Alongside parallel characters secretly opposing the oppressive regime, they embark on a rollicking quest to restore freedom and unleash the power of imagination. With humour and a riveting plot, 'Ragabound' celebrates the sheer joy of storytelling and the resilience of the human spirit. Will our unlikely heroes defy the odds, outwit the shadows, and bring a realm back to life? Join them on this uproarious journey and get ready to have your imagination unleashed.

A surreal shit about real life. Join the heroine named Jamie; a normal girl who decides to write in a diary, again. As she struggles to define circumstances within reality and within her head.

Exploring the true parts and fundamentals of life. Each beast will bring you a gift, a gift that you need. This is truly just a stress relief for me- everything has a deeper meaning, I promise.

My name is Finnley, pronounced Jelly...actually just call me Jelly. It's mostly because of Peanut. I like Peanut. Peanut plus Jelly equals wonders between the sheets...I mean bread. I'm just kidding. I've been hanging out too much with Duby. She loves to make...remarks. Then there's Boss. You don't want to know her last name. Then again it isn't as bad as Onedirect'Quiesha's last name...its Neilson. Lastly there's Bobby'Loresia McSharkla Jack...but we just call her Bobby Jack. Together we make the Engineering and Tech Class Heroes...of course we don't really save anything. Well we do sometimes but that's when we aren't lazy. Well we usually are a bit lazy. It's mostly me though. I feel like my procrastination rubs off on others. Procrastination powers go! Well I think this is the part when I shut up. Well goodbye then. (This story was created by my table in Engineering and Tech class. Any resemblances or similarities to people or things in real life are not meant to be stolen by me or used wrongly in anyway. Practically, this is what happens when there's a substitute. Enjoy the story or hate it. P.S. This story was really only posted so one person could read it...she knows who she is...Duby aka Anondorf P.P.S. Please ignore all grammatical or spelling errors, they were meant to be there purposely. P.P.P.S. I'm posting this story a year after we wrote this chapter in class.)

inspiration struck while listening to music and now here we are! First chapter is in German, the second in English. Hope you enjoy this short story of sadness!

Original poems by yours truly, Match. The cover picture was taken and edited by also yours truly, Match. Updates are whenever I write a new poem, which could be every day, once a week, etc.

THIS BOOK HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. IF YOU WISH TO STILL SUBMIT POEMS, REFER TO NOTEBOOK OF POEMS 2. Here is a book of poems I have collected. Enjoy poem genres such as acrostic, limericks, haikus and more. Some are wrote by me. Some by other wattpadders. (I'll be sure to be adding poems by editing and updating, so check back regularly for new poems.) If you have any poems that you would like to see in this book, than private message them to me, I'll be sure to give you full credit.

Ever wondered what a human goblin hybrid did day to day, well, now's your chance.

Give in to the caverns of your mind, the nooks and crannies unexplored, a world yet to be discovered. Such is the complexity of the world at hand, yet the world so unknown. How much can we take from the reservoir of infinite knowledge and learning, of memories yet untapped born from those before us, perhaps? Indeed, the mind is a strange and beautiful thing. In case you haven't already guessed, I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Which is pretty much the gist of this story. Good luck trying to understand anything at all. ......'Cause I'll be honest, I'm a little confused myself.

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A wolf pounces on a border guard after he says something to it. The CCTV grab is without audio and it is up to Balderdash Burphy to find out what the guard said before he was killed. Does he succeed in uncovering the motive of the strange case?

does it describe a brainfreeze, or are we talking about the melting rate of a sundae in the hot sun? layyourwearyheadtorestiwontjudgeyouhere

Ramblings of an intergalactic threat to society? Talking pickles? Hotdog shenanigans? Tyler and Ferguson experience it all as they visit Tyler's cousin Lonnie in London. Don't forget your soup. Oh, and some oranges.

Things fade and things end. A poem can mean anything to a reader. What does this mean to you?

In this thought experiment there exists imortal beings outside space and time who controll every part of humans lives. Written from the perspective of Velma, one of these life managers, as she handles her job. Not serious, only written as an exploration of my deranged idea. I am a grown woman, IF anyone reads this, I can handle criticism. Pictures on the cover found at Pxfuel.

Ah yes, "Tales from the Nonsensical Zone" - the literary masterpiece that takes readers on a journey through a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window. Each story is chock full of bizarre characters, strange events, and unexpected plot twists that will keep readers guessing until the very end. The stories are written in a whimsical and humorous style that will appeal to readers of all ages who enjoy a good dose of surrealism and absurdity. Some stories may leave readers scratching their heads, while others may leave them laughing out loud.

READ FULL DESCRIPTION IMPORTANT! (UNEDITED. TERRIBLE GRAMMAR IS INTENTIONAL.) Don't judge by first chapter. KEEP READING The adventures of the Paladins as they blow up a city in Mexico, go to Barney jail, and the hero being a man in a saggy chicken nugget suit. ALSO IMPORTANT CHARACTERS ARE SUPER MISREPRESENTED. NOBODY IS LIKE HOW THEY ACTUALLY ARE IT IS STEREOTYPICAL. I made a sequel!!!!