Nonsensical Histoires

buckle up, today we're killing god.

When pigeons vote gravity out of office, an ordinary retired dentist finds himself recruited by a dreaming Egg. Its mission? To erase Thursday, the most suspicious day of the week. But time doesn't like being edited, and soon Harold is negotiating with bureaucratic owls, duelling with anthropomorphic weekdays, and questioning whether anticipation itself is worth saving.

This is just a place where I post random and strange stuff that I just want to share with the world!

Ah yes, "Tales from the Nonsensical Zone" - the literary masterpiece that takes readers on a journey through a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window. Each story is chock full of bizarre characters, strange events, and unexpected plot twists that will keep readers guessing until the very end. The stories are written in a whimsical and humorous style that will appeal to readers of all ages who enjoy a good dose of surrealism and absurdity. Some stories may leave readers scratching their heads, while others may leave them laughing out loud.

does it describe a brainfreeze, or are we talking about the melting rate of a sundae in the hot sun? layyourwearyheadtorestiwontjudgeyouhere

This is another story that doesnt make the most sense tbh, also contains profanity and a few idiots

"a place you both remember and forget. you know where it is and also don't know where it is. it exists, and it doesn't. it makes no sense, right? then it makes perfect sense. welcome to the void.' ZLY-56 doesn't know how he got there. how he got his name. who he is. he void has him now. can he get out? probably not. or maybe. who knows? Fun Fact: story parts usually uploaded late at night, when nobody can hear me scream.

A bunch of really senseless, terribly pointless poems written for ephemeral pleasures of putting words out there. Somewhat short and shorter poems, wannabe-haikus, randomly scribbled thoughts found inside.

♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ I write to spread a smile on every reader's face And thus to make this world a happier place. But as you know, for me to succeed I need you all to turn these pages and read! So don't hesitate, pick up this book Open it up and take a look! And I will take you to that wonderful haven So join me, let's make this happen!!! ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥ :) ♥

The boys of One Direction could use a little help. But who would've thought that Modest! would be the one to pitch in?

some little kind of poetry pieces

In this thought experiment there exists imortal beings outside space and time who controll every part of humans lives. Written from the perspective of Velma, one of these life managers, as she handles her job. Not serious, only written as an exploration of my deranged idea. I am a grown woman, IF anyone reads this, I can handle criticism. Pictures on the cover found at Pxfuel.

I wrote this about a year ago. It doesn't have a universal meaning, but it can be interpreted in many ways.

A book of nonsensical poetry which plays with homonyms, homophones, homographs and heteronyms as well as basic rhyme schemes.

This is a peek into the crazy life of Envy Mariee Johanna and her crazy family

The world always sucked, but after the Z.A.R.M.A. shit got a whole lot worse. Follow the adventures of Rook Kallows, our fourth-wall-breaking, Ferris Buellarian protagonist as he tries to survive and navigate his way to continue seeing tomorrow in a world ravaged by four different apocalyptic scenarios. In this plotless, action/comedy/adventure where weird has become the new normal, you either roll with the crazy or you get trampled behind. this story contains no plot and will be ad-libbed from start to finish, enjoy the nonsense. you've been warned. chapters will be edited periodically, so heads up characters and tags will update as the story continues.