Nonserious Stories

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murder drones HO (Human Oppression) is an AU that envisions exploring the idea that Murder Drones, by Glitch productions paired with Liam Vickers, took a different turn, and fixing plot holes such as inconsistencies or lack of clarifications on the way. Earth is intact, humanity is alive, Cyn is emprisoned, but the drone murder remained. Uzi has to pick between humanity and the Solver, but she chooses herself. this AU alters main points of the story, such as the Gala Massacre, human survival, Solver's spread, the Solver itself, character development, DDs, among others. disclaimer: • quality: don't expect this to be any good, I am not a writer nor known for my creativity. I am doing this because I felt like it, not because i expected to do it well. • plot: the story should remain mostly the same until chapter 4 (parallel to the episode), and then 5 will really branch away from Canon, in case that's what you're looking for. • text: I am not a native english speaker nor an expert, so expect problems with phrasing, grammar, or just weird writing. if you want to point those out, leave a comment so that i can fix it when I see the error. • duration: i have no expectations for how much i can or will write for this, nor time between chapters. • suggestion(s): if you have any, comment it down, I might just use what i read; again, no creativity. • comments/extras: either you learn to live with my personal comments inside the story - humorous or not, dodge them, or just don't read the story. They should lower in frequency after chapter 4, but until then, be ready to see a lot of [these] and some of (these) too. • comedy: really, this is not a serious project, or at least is not planned to be one, so expect jokes and, again, my personal comments inserted. • Chapters: the initial idea is to have one "actual" chapter that develops the story, and a TL;DR plus maybe nit-bits of lore, clarifications etc chapter, alternating.

it's the title y'all and not a serious fic or book at all

(YANDERE! Various! My Hero Academia Characters x Gender Neutral! One Punch! Reader) One-Punch Man was always an inspirational anime to you. How satirical the whole plot was. How the main character of the story became too strong that he struggled to enjoy a fight. Heroes presently came to be boring. Particularly in stories, when we realize we are getting bored with the archenemies and the "great power great responsibility mantras". Becoming a great hero like Saitama from animation and the manga is a dream that you've always wanted. Unlike Superman who seeks acceptance, or Thor, who believes in a mandate to protect his realm, Saitama just does it for fun. You aimed to be like him, following his workouts, adding additional exercise to the mix each day. Then one day, you did not feel anything, excitement, motivation, just feeling emotions vanished. Every day felt empty, the additional sports you did became empty, the track was not interesting, you were too fast, soccer became too easy as a simple ball kick destroyed the whole field. No monsters, no heroes, no villains, and a lack of social friend group, you did not mind much. Until a random stranger introduced you to a new anime, 'My Hero Academia'. You did not like the plotline too much but it passed the time, each day of watching it, became a new thing, until it sucked you into the plot.

Surviving a "villain?" with my group of friends BKAZH Fantasy Belle, Andrea, Zel and Hannah.

A collection of my rants on topics I'm sometimes very passionate about. Maybe a few reviews on Wattpad books and various other shit that goes on in my life

Rheeeeeehehehe This is for funnies

I can't actually be serious.

[THIS FANFIC IS A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY] Trump is in the middle of a speech and SMG3 and SMG4 has one chance to shoot him. Will they do it?

Read the title.

"Why did you tell on me?" I said with a frown. "Because I needed to." I wanted to slap that adorable grin off of his face. "Snitches get kisses Justin." I say with a laugh, I stop once I see a big smile on his face. "Then kiss me."

hi gayss so this is my first crack fic pls do acknowledge that this book is a JOKE and not meant to be taken seriously

Poems mostly based on animals I see in daily life along with some random poems when I'm struck with inspiration. But mostly animals. Expect serious poems only when I'm going through my deep phase which would be never.

A stubborn little unknown gendered kid dies and becomes a fangirl killer?? swearing!!

A wealthy family flees their manor from a raging conflagration, only to find that their escape is cut off as the masses have bottlenecked the harbour. This is a non-canon draft btw, there IS an actual storyline being developed at a certain pace. CW: mild descriptions of violent acts and animal abuse, the French (this is a joke the French are cool why else would I write about them)