Nonutnovember Stories

A long time ago in the land of Nutlandia, a quiet revolution grows at the daunting era. When an alien known only as Bubuscus orders the people of Clitorious to restrict themselves from participating in sexual activities for one month, the once prosperous nation crumbles before them in immediate panic. Only one man can save the triumphant nation and restore his empire back to its former glory. That man is our one and only hero Clayvert, a sandwich maker and Minecraft nerd, who gets plucked from his daily life by his new-found friend Xenon La Croix, a spontaneously royal prince whose mission is to protect and deliver the sandwich maker safely towards the battle of Clitorious. From being attacked by a swarm of maiden assassins to fleeing from an ejaculating ogre, with this dynamic duo, anything is possible. Why do we nut? What is a nut? Are tomatoes really a fruit? Follow this journey into male genitalia and childish puns to find the answers to your deepest questions.

When you hear No Nut November you may think of people cutting out nuts from their diet in the month of November. But, No Nut November has a complete different meaning. No Nut November is a satirical internet challenge revolving around abstinence, in which a participant abstains from masturbation, sex and ejaculation, commonly called as "to nut", during the month of November and this challenge makes way for No Nut November Memes

I created this for a challenge in November to write story of 50,000 words. Sadly, I only made it to 25,000 words. Anyways, it is now a new year, so I decided I will finish it. No matter how many words it will take. I will try and update weekly. All characters and settings are mine. If this happens to resemble anything else then that is pure coincidence. Hope you guys enjoy the angst! Warning: this has dark themes and deals with many issues. If triggered easily, please do not read. (Big inspiration goes to the anime Haikyuu, but this is still my story and characters)

This is my log for the toughest challenge out there

Out of every girl in the world,why me?Oh what am I kidding?I was the one who agreed.don't look at me!I needed the money

most people think NNN is a joke... well they're damn wrong! my name is kenji fugay, and im gonna survive this hell, even if it takes everything out of me.

Things I am experiencing this no nut November

Almost done bois

Uhm. Yeah so I said I'd make this, so I'm gonna. This won't be updated nearly as much as my smut(I don't think), but yeah. Oh yeah no photo/covers are mine 🧍‍♂️

don't judge the pumpkin for the November, I made that bad boy 😈

Adrien has high faith he can survive no nut November. He will die.

My no nut November experience

I'm looking back (LOOK BACK MENTIONED) at my account and stories. Dear god I was so fuckin corny on this shit

try not to nut or cry (hard)

it's a letter to a boy tbh

The boys have some issues with the month of November. Why? It's no nut November. I'm so sorry if Awsten, Geoff, Otto or Jawn ever see this. Also this entire thing I wrote as a joke and I absolutely hate it :)