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  • HAIRY APPLE by xxjustchillaxx
    xxjustchillaxx
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    JUNGKOOK'S HAIRY APPLE IS TAEHYUNG AND HE WONDERS IF HE IS EDIBLE.
  • Can you take a joke? by MotionalMetal
    MotionalMetal
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    Have a laugh bitches
  • Madame Grammaire's Guide to Common Words Uncommonly Misspelled by HaizeyWings
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    Wattpad is a fantastic website and app. Many, many talented authors and astoundingly good books can be found here... But. (Of course there's a but. There's always a but. There is no escape from the but.) There are an unfortunate amount of grammar and syntax casualties strewn across the (relatively peaceful, I'll give it that much) battleground that is Wattpad. We must at least TRY to rectify this regrettable situation, non? This little book is a call to arms, a rallying cry, to all Wattpaders with novels, poems, rant books, ANYTHING in their "Works" section! Because the cold, hard truth is that no word is safe from misspellings. No. Word. Is. Safe. (insert dramatic movie soundtrack music here) (maybe an explosion or two as well) Copyrighted. :)
  • Everything MEN know about WOMEN by Rivnzee4-
    Rivnzee4-
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    Just as the cover says Everything MEN know about WOMEN. This is no hate to men.
  • Why Wattpad? by mystery_luvslestwins
    mystery_luvslestwins
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    The grammatical errors of Wattpad that totally annoy me
  • Every Fanfic *EDITED* by sunpoetry
    sunpoetry
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    A compilation of all the things you can find in every one direction fan fiction.
  • Seriously Dumb fanfic moments by Tesssaaa_
    Tesssaaa_
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    I just wanna write something funny and I basically have no idea how so I am writing this. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE AND THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT OKAY? OKAY. PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS.
  • Znamenia horoskopu by _xoxDASHAxox_
    _xoxDASHAxox_
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    Proste znamenia a všeličo o nich, čo viac dodať?
  • Jokes + Randomness by whitefang2468
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    Jokes and randomness. These are not my own, so please understand this! Also, none of these should cause offense, as they are not meant to offend you, you being blonde, stupid, or whatever. But read on!
  • Cologne of ink by love_to_express
    love_to_express
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    Glow ur seconds with amazing collection of poems! 😍 Just require few minutes towards your self love❤ Because in your busy hour's schedule These will lit your day...!! 😉 Have a look... It's free🤭
  • Tejo Mahalaya - The Shiva Temple by Rushali7
    Rushali7
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    Love is truly a great thing in this world. There are make things evidently found in history! Around and across the world you may find many proofs of true and great love. People do so many wonderful things for love. One such incident is the love of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan. Even though he married more than once,its said that his love for Mumtaz never faded. His love was so pure that he build a monument- the Jaj Mahal for her. But is it true? Did he really build it? What is the story about the taj mahal? Read this documentation and find out! (***NO OFFENCE)
  • Yesha Girl by gabyfermill
    gabyfermill
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    Wait for part two! If u liked the story please like and comment.....thanks😆
  • Beauty From Pain by MarriedToMyMusic
    MarriedToMyMusic
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  • Opinions.  by aali0912
    aali0912
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    My opinions on popular things. I added that cover as an opinion too. This book was not made to offend anyone. If it does, I'm so sorry and please PM me about it so I can do something about it.
  • The adventures of tim and tam by yourbestfriend101
    yourbestfriend101
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    INTRO One day a little boy named tim met his long lost african brother tam , what tim didnt know was tam had ebola this produces trouble between tim and tam
  • You Know Who I Am  by crazyancarefree_xox
    crazyancarefree_xox
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    That was the night of 16 February 1999 , when everything changed . The odour of blood was dizzying me, I was surrounded in a room with dim lights and the fresh cuts were a sign that the gang was around.This struggle was like a start of a new movie I was gonna see and the pain seemed only the beginning. The rope was hugging me in an indifferent manner as the place was eccentric, I didn't have had the idea to escape,but I was desperate to find my wife,I can feel the wounds burning but healing as soon as the thought of her... .I . . . . . A RDJ fanfiction
  • Is Wattpad dying?? Just some stupid rant idek🤷🏽‍♀️ by alejanndra1062
    alejanndra1062
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    Hey what upppp my dudes red this please
  • A moment of respect by ArunikaRaghuvanshi
    ArunikaRaghuvanshi
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    On 13th April 1919, in India, a large crowd gathered in the enclosed ground of Jallianwala Bagh - some to protest against the British government's repressive measures, others to attend the annual Baishakhi Fair. These people were unaware of the imposition of Martial Law in the city. Suddenly, General Dyer marched there with armoured troops. They blocked the exit points from the Bagh and opened fire upon the innocent citizens. Hundreds of innocent people including women and children were killed on this day. Dyer's purpose in doing so was to 'produce a moral effect' and terrorise the Satyagrahis. This is a true story, that took place in colonial India. My intention in writing this is only to give respect to the innocents who died that day.