Nooffence Stories

Love is truly a great thing in this world. There are make things evidently found in history! Around and across the world you may find many proofs of true and great love. People do so many wonderful things for love. One such incident is the love of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan. Even though he married more than once,its said that his love for Mumtaz never faded. His love was so pure that he build a monument- the Jaj Mahal for her. But is it true? Did he really build it? What is the story about the taj mahal? Read this documentation and find out! (***NO OFFENCE)

My opinions on popular things. I added that cover as an opinion too. This book was not made to offend anyone. If it does, I'm so sorry and please PM me about it so I can do something about it.

Jokes and randomness. These are not my own, so please understand this! Also, none of these should cause offense, as they are not meant to offend you, you being blonde, stupid, or whatever. But read on!

A compilation of all the things you can find in every one direction fan fiction.

We, being the dedicated fangirls we are, LOVE FANGIRLING CONSTANTLY! And we rant. A lot. About weird ships, issues plaguing the world, and generally, everything. And we write poems, short stories and a lot of other cool stuff! So it's colourful mixture of fangirling, ranting , swearing and other awesome stuff! But there isn't enough place on the cover. Accomplishment #44 in Humor ~ Mad and Vika

RANDOM SENTENCES!!!!!!!

There are idiots in the front. Btw did for crackheads only.

Here are my thoughts. Basically like a diary, I try and update every day and be myself in it. I'm the star of this book!!! It might bore you, but hey. Don't read it then. ;)

The grammatical errors of Wattpad that totally annoy me

Wattpad is a fantastic website and app. Many, many talented authors and astoundingly good books can be found here... But. (Of course there's a but. There's always a but. There is no escape from the but.) There are an unfortunate amount of grammar and syntax casualties strewn across the (relatively peaceful, I'll give it that much) battleground that is Wattpad. We must at least TRY to rectify this regrettable situation, non? This little book is a call to arms, a rallying cry, to all Wattpaders with novels, poems, rant books, ANYTHING in their "Works" section! Because the cold, hard truth is that no word is safe from misspellings. No. Word. Is. Safe. (insert dramatic movie soundtrack music here) (maybe an explosion or two as well) Copyrighted. :)

Just me getting stuff off my chest.

INTRO One day a little boy named tim met his long lost african brother tam , what tim didnt know was tam had ebola this produces trouble between tim and tam

Dinah is 37 single had a daughter called tessa she's 15 and she adopted Cathy calvert she's 18 cathy has a kid Amy she's 1 she calls Dinah nanna or nonna Spike is divorced with 3 daughters Lily,rose,Beth they are triplets they 15 they go to school with tessa Dinahs dad returns he's abusive

Just as the cover says Everything MEN know about WOMEN. This is no hate to men.

You'll find out throughout the story about your life as a 15 year old

I read Naruto fanfics but some I don't like NO OFFENSE TO NARUTO FF AUTHORS!¡

"I wanna make a bet," "A bet?" "Yes.I bet I can make you fall in love with me," he said whilst smirking. For Draco the plan was simple. Get the girl, prove himself and then leave. He'd done it many times so what difference would Hermoine make? Right? He was wrong. Oh so wrong. Proposing the bet was just the start of his plan. What he didn't know was that Hermoine Jean Granger was one tough nut to crack. But......there was a catch. She was playing too. How may you ask? The first one to say 'I love you' loses. But things aren't always what they seem and soon they both are struck with problems that may end this game once in for all. Bumping into each other in a rundown club in the middle of Greece was just the start of this bumpy roller coaster. Cheaters are caught, redemptions are made and there's a whole lot of drama. Can they make it?

(Enjoy the poorly edited cover) so basically this is just going to be a bunch of random stuff, now please know this is not support to be offensive, this is just based on how the people I know act and stuff (and some of the stereotypes....) so yeah....