Nooffense Stories

Everything has its own pros and cons You just need to find them

I just wanna write something funny and I basically have no idea how so I am writing this. NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE AND THIS IS JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT OKAY? OKAY. PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS.

***This is a joke. Do not get triggered, for I repeat, this is a joke. No disrespect intended, just my sarcastic-ass version of the Bible, with more swear words. And sarcasm.***

Just me getting stuff off my chest.

She fled the devil she knew in order to save her child's and her own life. How was she supposed to know that she was only running into the arms of the devil she didn't know? A short horror story This is not a commentary on religion or anyone's personal beliefs.

My jokes, what I think about, and everything else. (half assed summary)

Love is truly a great thing in this world. There are make things evidently found in history! Around and across the world you may find many proofs of true and great love. People do so many wonderful things for love. One such incident is the love of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan. Even though he married more than once,its said that his love for Mumtaz never faded. His love was so pure that he build a monument- the Jaj Mahal for her. But is it true? Did he really build it? What is the story about the taj mahal? Read this documentation and find out! (***NO OFFENCE)

Dinah is 37 single had a daughter called tessa she's 15 and she adopted Cathy calvert she's 18 cathy has a kid Amy she's 1 she calls Dinah nanna or nonna Spike is divorced with 3 daughters Lily,rose,Beth they are triplets they 15 they go to school with tessa Dinahs dad returns he's abusive

The title says it all. No more is needed to be said other than the fact that I dont intend to offend anyone by making this book. Its just something to because I'm bored. ENJOY!!

Hey what upppp my dudes red this please

read the title hehe

I need something to rant to some times and this is going to be it so fuck off if you don't like it and I wanna do this and I do what I want! Yes I am Loki.... At least to my friends and the name that I changed my real name so I am Loki.

On 13th April 1919, in India, a large crowd gathered in the enclosed ground of Jallianwala Bagh - some to protest against the British government's repressive measures, others to attend the annual Baishakhi Fair. These people were unaware of the imposition of Martial Law in the city. Suddenly, General Dyer marched there with armoured troops. They blocked the exit points from the Bagh and opened fire upon the innocent citizens. Hundreds of innocent people including women and children were killed on this day. Dyer's purpose in doing so was to 'produce a moral effect' and terrorise the Satyagrahis. This is a true story, that took place in colonial India. My intention in writing this is only to give respect to the innocents who died that day.

this is just me hating on things, sorry if i have offended you by any way.

Proste znamenia a všeličo o nich, čo viac dodať?

Here are some questions that would test your opinion based on life..... Sooo would you read this or ignore it??

What happens when the line between friends and lovers is crossed? Jess and Rachel have been best friends since the two met in their first year of school. Rachel has always been there for Jess, through her struggles with Levi and getting over him after he betrayed her. After Levi is out of the picture Jess feels a familiar feeling in her chest whenever Rachel is near, she doesn't understand what it is. Rachel sees that Jess is hurt and needs some sort of connection, Rachel has always been there for Jess, and she always will be. Rachel vowed to never leave Jess's side and to love her for all eternity, even if Jess doesn't love her back.