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Make a story, because she was complaining to you the day after you published a book about you being a retarded seal when she was about to fall asleep. (Cover made by her) T A K E T H I S J A H E E N O E Y

This is in no wise serious, this is just the most terrible and cliche plot and story and writing I can think of and conjure.