Notfunny Stories

*I want to end it all, But You keep me alive, Because I know You, I know That You'll go after me.* Hello everybody. I am The Dead Inside Comedian and I'll be your host. Sometimes when you feel down you think things. Do things. Like eat the whole ice cream by yourself. Or something else... Okay, serious now. There are other ways. I write everything down. And so here it goes. Here goes nothing...

If you like short stories about random topics, this is your place to go.

I made this book for a English project to school. So, it may be not funny.

a book full of anime memes and my unfunny humor, hope you like or enjoy the anime memes, stay hydrated and hope to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day!

Cover is from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(mythology). This book is about Jason at an old age, looking back on one of his greatest adventure. In this adventure, Jason, Hercules, and Atalanta go on a mission to find 5 missing soldiers that went missing while hunting down a monster named, Chimera. The trio will have to face this monster, as well as several obstacles on the way. This story starts off with the Argonauts While this book seems like it is a cool adventure, it actually gets deep, and I even got emotional while writing some bits of this. The funny thing is, I never meant to write this, or return to Wattpad. This was a school assignment, but I really thought you guys would enjoy it so I decided to bring it here. Will the three independent people get in a fight bad enough to split them up? Can they even survive the mission? Read to find out! Important Note: This is not TRUE! Jason and the Argonauts did retrieve the golden fleece. Jason, Hercules, and Atalanta existed in greek mythology, but that's it. Thank you.

heres some not very funny but I tried to make you laugh stories:)

"Help block hate accounts by roleplaying" started: June 25, 2020

After months and months of someone's not updating the other book, things on this page takes a turn for the worst as readers are now forced to turn to this- whatever this is- as they grasps for the last hope of this dying blog page thingy ***Viewers discretion is strongly advised*** Also don't expect too much from this. The girl actually has a very busy life outside the internet and barely has time to scratch her booty irl so there will be VERY SLOW UPDATES. If you can't handle the wait this book is definitely not for you. Wattpadian out

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Why, hello there! Thanks for thinking my cover was aesthetically pleasing enough to click/ tap on! Anyways... This is a book full of some short stories I've written, about my wacky group of OC'S. There will be humour, drama, and maybe even some romance. *Wink* But hey, you'll never know if you don't check it out, right?

uh I came up with this story a couple years ago when I had a Skrillex phase. It's dumb. and cringe and i cant believe i wrote this ,uh theres some cuss words and stuff so yeah

(Some) Funny TWICE'S Memes/Pics that i found on the internet Credits to the owner of the pics

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the sad story of the lober 😢 tw: very VERY sad, death 😔 Short story

Cliff is depressed and wants wife but must save the princess from James Bind and before that he meets Simon and dies but not really and comes back and meets a stripper but she's actually a man and Cliff gets revenge on her by kidnapping his wife and kills her wow i just explained the entire story in one paragraph. I hope Enjoy the fifth bookish thing by MRFLYNNGARDNER

Ever wanted to have the ability to out lame-joke your dad, king of lame jokes? Have you ever wanted to be the new overlord of lame jokes? Have you ever wanted to take over the world? Well, I can't help you with the last one, but the first two are possible!è

Another dumb story that actually happened

You must read it, it's really short story, only two episodes

This is one weird and random book

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