Notserious Stories

I am Blue Raspberry Cookie, or... at least that's the name I chose for myself. I have no memory of how I ended up here, but I know two things for certain; I'm not supposed to be a cookie and I'm not from here. But how are you supposed to get home when you can't even remember your own name? As if that wasn't bad enough, this strange cookie world is in peril and I'm caught in the crossfires of this entire situation. Am I cooked? Cookie Run Kingdom belongs to Devsisters

Short simple stories of some of Edmund games.

**Updates when I feel like it** My first ever fanfic about Achilles and Patroclus finding out about their secret ship child!!! (This is very unserious because I really do not care about how this goes and I don't know what I'm doing)

A book with puns. Obviously?

very fun! YAY! OMG! based off a stupid thing I made while halfasleep THIS IS A JOKE Features brightheart from warrior cats and tsunami from wings of fire and d3rlord3 is there too

this is an oc story yuhhh I made this for myself Probably not gonna finish this

Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis Conner finish their baddie smp stream and are ready to have dinner after a long hard day of streaming. But after their partners share their conflicting views of the smp they are left wondering if they should continue. Suddenly when a mysterious caller reaches the two of them, they are shipped off to Florida to reunite with their old pal and to figure out who is behind the call that is about to change their lives.

bruhh i made this for history and its hella funny

steve meets herobrine , someone who looks so much like him yet their personalities differ. can the flowers within the field pull them closer together ?

Open Novella Contest 2026 entry Main Prompt: 33) It doesn't take long before your life spins out of control. One moment you're a secret assassin, and the next you've been somehow hired as a nanny and you're not entirely sure how it happened. Side Prompt: 81) Unalluring and bumbling, your character is the world's worst (assassin) vampire ──── Nekane has plenty of regrets in life, but nothing will compare to when she accidentally assassinated the wrong person. Anyone could have made the same mistake, but no... they terminated her because, in their words, she was "the worst assassin ever". This leaves Nekane scouring the job market to avoid her mother's lectures. Somehow, she finds a listing. From a wealthy vampire couple needing a new nanny for their dhampir infant (whatever the hell that is). After all, it's just watching a baby... right? Wrong. Now Nekane has a missing baby, and is left with two choices: admit she lost the dhampir baby or leave. Scratch that; her only option is to find the baby if she wants to avoid the wrath of a vampire couple and her parents putting her out on the streets. ──── Cover by @ThePiratesPen

Stereotypical romance bl anime between a softmaxxer and normie meant to be the most unfunny and horrible bl ever.

What will happen when both Banako and Mayo fall in love with Shrek-Kiwi? Read to find out! - - - - - - - - - - What the fuck I'm doing.

I'm in love with a boy that I met on the first day of kindergarten. I live all 365 days of the year knowing that I'll never be able to tell him how I feel, and it isn't just because my best friend is dating him. It's because I have a secret I could never tell.

read the pecking title, loser. also this would probably be way better if you read this whole book in bruno powroznik's voice (Also the cover image isn't mine, i just found it on twitter and thought it was funny)

Going grocery clerk who hates her job dies and comes back to life as a store in a new world, this story is just me writing about a character who is an inanimate object and couldn't get the idea out of my head, so this is just practice... don't expect me to finish this story, as while it's fun to write, I don't expect to get to the parts I want to write without getting bored lol

I'll be explaining the plot lines to basic 2018 Gacha stories for fun lol💀🤚🏾

I'm dead inside 🥰 ⚠️warning super bomb ass story ahead⚠️

A castle , abandoned and lost, belonging to noone. Not one country, not one city, not one person, well, alive that is. Rather lost to time and belonging to nature itself and two souls that still wander their old home. One is a dark, melancholic, nonetheless nice ghost and the other is a light, mischievous and a rather noisy one. Both ghosts wander their castle, remenisce and welcome any visitors, but not for long of course, even ghosts need their beauty sleep! Oh yeah and i think they're gay lovers? This is just a fun, not thought out whatsoever fic about an idea i JUST came up with so enjoy if you will :D scroll further if you won't :'3

this is a troll book do not take anything seriously this si mainly for you to enjoy laughing at my stupidity </3

AH YES UNFUNNY SHIT PLS KILL ME 😍😍😍😍😍😍