Notserious Stories

I am Blue Raspberry Cookie, or... at least that's the name I chose for myself. I have no memory of how I ended up here, but I know two things for certain; I'm not supposed to be a cookie and I'm not from here. But how are you supposed to get home when you can't even remember your own name? As if that wasn't bad enough, this strange cookie world is in peril and I'm caught in the crossfires of this entire situation. Am I cooked? Cookie Run Kingdom belongs to Devsisters

Open Novella Contest 2026 entry Main Prompt: 33) It doesn't take long before your life spins out of control. One moment you're a secret assassin, and the next you've been somehow hired as a nanny and you're not entirely sure how it happened. Side Prompt: 81) Unalluring and bumbling, your character is the world's worst (assassin) vampire ──── Nekane has plenty of regrets in life, but nothing will compare to when she accidentally assassinated the wrong person. Anyone could have made the same mistake, but no... they terminated her because, in their words, she was "the worst assassin ever". This leaves Nekane scouring the job market to avoid her mother's lectures. Somehow, she finds a listing. From a wealthy vampire couple needing a new nanny for their dhampir infant (whatever the hell that is). After all, it's just watching a baby... right? Wrong. Now Nekane has a missing baby, and is left with two choices: admit she lost the dhampir baby or leave. Scratch that; her only option is to find the baby if she wants to avoid the wrath of a vampire couple and her parents putting her out on the streets. ──── Cover by @ThePiratesPen

This is a story i made in order to.. fix or organize my writing skills again. I am not in the Deltarune fandom, so OOC, maybe. I really liked these two. This is a oneshot, and of course, writing practice for lil' ol me! This isnʼt gonna be continued.. You don't have to read this

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The world ended, and gays were left to fend for themselves as usual. it seems to go pretty well for everyone involved all things considered. the apocalypse is pretty nice to the queers.

So first off, this is my first book. It's about two very lovely people involved with each other too, because someone has been reading too much fan-fic at 2 am in the mornin (cough cough) Plus, writing is a hobby, and it's fun. Growing up, George was a *ehh* person. He kept to himself, and didn't attempt to stand out. He had never stood out anyway, and was deemed a background character. So as junior year ends on a sweet note, George finds himself in a situation of confusion and maybe a little bit of gaymance (lol). Dream was always outgoing, and he loved interacting with all sorts of people. Growing up, he had many friends, and family to keep him motivated. He has a happy life, but always felt like he was missing something, until he meets a special someone at school. Btw sorry about the cover, I'm kinda new at writing and stuff. This is gonna stay as a fluff and Im planning to make a lot of fluff. (I don't know how to use words, I'm just trying out writing.) Oh, and if you have any constructive criticism, I would gladly listen and improve my writing that way. Thank you, and I hope you like it. Also warning, there is cussing in this, so yea, have a good day or night or what time you're reading this at. I often update the chapters to make it better, so sorry for the notifs ;x; Also, i wont have a consistent uploading schedule, so sorry -

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hope you read descriptions cause this is a memefic reader will be both memey and op as crack And Won't Care About Anything (I won't ruin any canon ships also) (and your gender neutral)

daddy 8'1 mafia boss kills y/n who got sold by her step-dad because her real parents, siblings, goldfish, left pinky toe, and grandma's foot fungus died when she was - 8373y82y382l82639260630625613025288 years old 😳😳😳😳 btw y/n is 2'5 has blue green hazel brown teal blue ocean green shit black diarrhea orbs and has long short curly straight blonde brown hair that reaches up to her crusty feet 😍 so cute!! don't hate on y/n becayse i based her off of myself and it's rude to hate on her 😡😡😡🐘🐘💨💔💔🥺💔💔🔗🖤🥀🖤😡 (THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME LMFAO)

!THIS IS ALL FOR FUN PURPOSES ONLY, DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY PLEASE! George lives in a poor little town with his father, Bad. Everyone thinks George and his dad are a little weird for some reason, maybe it's because they just recently moved in a year ago and the villagers still aren't used to them yet. One night, George's father leaves to go on a trip to some convention happening in another town but get's lost on his way there and ends up at some old castle.

UPDATE: Made into a YouTube series. Bad and crazy things happen to anybody. Grisha lost his wife Dina from a ship disaster and was rescued, along with his son Zeke, back to their residency in U.S.A (because people have American dreams). Grisha met the new love of his life Carla and had a child named Eren, so that Zeke won't be so lonely at home. But oh boy, is that going to be a trip when Dina comes back alive. In an alternate universe where there are no Pure Titans, just Titan Shifters that have long human lifespan and are all capable of talking in their forms (and just to make you be more sure, humans exist). Here, the whole Titan thing started from the 1800s and It continued on to modern era. And just to make this even less tragic, one doesn't even have to eat a Titan Shifter to be one. Just inject a Titan serum that contains at least one of the 9 powers will do. A world where almost the entire world is fine with big gigantic Titan Shifters just as long as they don't do any harm. Oh, and also Eldians are still the only humans capable of becoming a Titan Shifter. Although this is written for fun and does not follow canon, criticism is accepted. Uses a lot of references and memes.

guess you'll just have to find out..(warning! This is not serious at all don't read if your looking for an actual fanfiction)

take my heart and please don't break it [then i will love you] .

A list of stories that I made ChatGPT right out of boredom

Not serious. might turn serious? maybe.

terrorist louis

Some poems I try to write whenever I'm struck with a little inspiration or overloaded with emotions. kinda something to relieve heavy feelings, ya feel me? ✨ Picture on cover is by a J Century. Absolutely beautiful both in part and full, couldn't find a way to include the artist's name when making the cover.

At Waffle House, chaos is a given - but for five-month veteran Haley, the real disaster is watching the new hire, Jaylee, snag Employee of the Month after just one month. Fueled by pettiness and an undeniable rivalry, Haley refuses to stand by as Jaylee basks in golden hashbrown glory. Naturally, the only solution is to hire a hitman. Except the "hitman" is just her questionable best friend, who's never committed a crime but is absolutely down for the drama. With sabotage attempts that range from mildly inconvenient to absurdly disastrous, Haley's plan spirals faster than a rogue waffle batter explosion. Breakfasts never been this entertaining! (Just a silly little story, totally like not deep at all with really dark themes lol)

Andrew Filch is a somewhat normal high school sophomore with feelings, and his certainty with them, isn't always present. In this story, we follow this boy through his day-to-day life. It is in no way a story that makes any logical sense, and the writing is no near good. There will be harsh language, adult/serious themes, and also a lot of weird things. I'm not 100% sure where this is going, but I still hope you enjoy:) Also sorry for inaccuracy about school and stuff, I do not go to an American high school, and am only going off of things I've seen in movies/shows, things people have told me, and my own imagination heh.