Notserious Stories

I am Blue Raspberry Cookie, or... at least that's the name I chose for myself. I have no memory of how I ended up here, but I know two things for certain; I'm not supposed to be a cookie and I'm not from here. But how are you supposed to get home when you can't even remember your own name? As if that wasn't bad enough, this strange cookie world is in peril and I'm caught in the crossfires of this entire situation. Am I cooked? Cookie Run Kingdom belongs to Devsisters

**Updates when I feel like it** My first ever fanfic about Achilles and Patroclus finding out about their secret ship child!!! (This is very unserious because I really do not care about how this goes and I don't know what I'm doing)

A book with puns. Obviously?

very fun! YAY! OMG! based off a stupid thing I made while halfasleep THIS IS A JOKE Features brightheart from warrior cats and tsunami from wings of fire and d3rlord3 is there too

this is an oc story yuhhh I made this for myself Probably not gonna finish this

Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis Conner finish their baddie smp stream and are ready to have dinner after a long hard day of streaming. But after their partners share their conflicting views of the smp they are left wondering if they should continue. Suddenly when a mysterious caller reaches the two of them, they are shipped off to Florida to reunite with their old pal and to figure out who is behind the call that is about to change their lives.

bruhh i made this for history and its hella funny

Open Novella Contest 2026 entry Main Prompt: 33) It doesn't take long before your life spins out of control. One moment you're a secret assassin, and the next you've been somehow hired as a nanny and you're not entirely sure how it happened. Side Prompt: 81) Unalluring and bumbling, your character is the world's worst (assassin) vampire ──── Nekane has plenty of regrets in life, but nothing will compare to when she accidentally assassinated the wrong person. Anyone could have made the same mistake, but no... they terminated her because, in their words, she was "the worst assassin ever". This leaves Nekane scouring the job market to avoid her mother's lectures. Somehow, she finds a listing. From a wealthy vampire couple needing a new nanny for their dhampir infant (whatever the hell that is). After all, it's just watching a baby... right? Wrong. Now Nekane has a missing baby, and is left with two choices: admit she lost the dhampir baby or leave. Scratch that; her only option is to find the baby if she wants to avoid the wrath of a vampire couple and her parents putting her out on the streets. ──── Cover by @ThePiratesPen

This is just my chance to write fluff about my favorite slashers and horror movie characters. The idea and cover come from 🎃Janie Lee🎃 on Twitter and WEBTOON, who's comics made me smile. They get all the credit. That's all I'm doing here too, just writing any idea that comes to mind, so don't take it too seriously.

steve meets herobrine , someone who looks so much like him yet their personalities differ. can the flowers within the field pull them closer together ?

js for fun! lol hoping i don't forget abt this i like so badly wanna get good at writing... ushijima x male oc btw! or well trying to

Stereotypical romance bl anime between a softmaxxer and normie meant to be the most unfunny and horrible bl ever.

What will happen when both Banako and Mayo fall in love with Shrek-Kiwi? Read to find out! - - - - - - - - - - What the fuck I'm doing.

This story is about Fukase and Oliver's relationship after Fukase is a dickhead and cheats on his british boyfriend with Len Kagameme. Also, there is some Floko and Mikurin crap in here so yeah.

This totally happened #notclickbait

A Jujutsu Kaisen Fan Fic that I'm writing for fun (and may or may not continue) that starts out with Toji robbing you for a Biggie Bag from Wendy's.

Bits of writing I shat out over the years. I just felt that I should at least put them out here as some sort of memorial/cemetery to the creative (albeit talentless) spirit that once resided within me. If you're bored as hell and/or desperate for some inspiration (although I highly doubt I'll be able to offer much), be my guest. Fair warning: a lot of these date back to my junior high years, so expect a lot of cringey and tryhard-edgy stuff. I'll also probably add newer pieces of writing at some point in the distant future. Probably. Idk.

one shot

The cold, rainy evening perfectly shows my inner soul...

it is what it's called these methods are NOT tried and tested.