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Not gonna use real names🤪 because these people are my friends and I love them and they don't know I'm writing this😂

WARNING: This book is going to be random and some bitches is gonna be like tf well get tf over it with ur ugly ass lookin like a baboons ass cheeks..

Ill explain the characters

More poetry, generally free-verse, generally pensive and angsty. The last in a scintillating 3-part series!

If you want a place to calm down your anger, you have come to almost the right place. If you wanna laugh, grin or at least smile even the size of a needle point), read this book. This book consists of some incidents, conversation, etc., which takes place all around the world. And I find some of these really funny. So, to share them with the world, I write this book. I can't guarantee that this one would be funny. Please forgive me if this is not what you are expecting. And pwease forgive my grammatical and language errors... 😊☺ Most of these aren't my own.. Credit goes to whoever wrote them... Read and Enjoy. And let me know how funny this is! Pweaseee!! Wooooooooohhhhhooooooooo!!!!! *dances around like a maniac* Highest rankings as on 26-01-2020 #1 in grin #4 in nonsense #3 in rofl #1 in nonsense on 08.03.2020 Thank you soooooo much, guys... ❤❤❤

I need to update this shit, so read the introduction for more details or somethin'. I gotta lotta work to do here. Sorry 'bout that. Sorry. See ya soon.

As a teenager these fun rebellious games such as truth or dare and would you rather are the games that make the most memories and create interesting stories in your life. But what if these decisions came to reality? To end you. (COMPLETED) -Short Story- ~~~<<<~~~

Ice Queen, Flame Queen, the Land of Fantasies Emperor......Doesn't this just sound like a full blown Fantasy Adventure? Ace Frost, a totally normal 14 year old girl, just switched schools to the all-fantasy highschool.She makes new friends and maybe some enemies at the new school. Join her as she goes through the totally normal-- Circle of Fantasy Life. [SLOW UPDATES, RARE] This book is created by Ace Juvelie purely for entertainment purposes and no offense is pointed towards anyone.The characters are purely made by my imagination and any relation (somehow) is purely a coincidence.

Bliss of Paradise:- Allah declares,(I have readied for my servants what no eye has ever seen,and no ear has ever heard,and no heart of man has ever conceived.")(al-Bukhari) Rivers of Paradise:-The Qur'an says:(The likeness of the Gardens which the righteous are promised: therein are rivers of water which time does not corrupt,and rivers of milk the taste where never alters.)(47:15) Fruits and shades of Paradies:(The pious,who fear Allah,shall dwell amidst cooling shades and springs.)(77:41) But who will be admitted to Paradise? Ans:-Paradise is the abiding place of the righteous.It is a dwelling for those who believe and do good.It is a dwelling for those who fear Allah and fulfil their promise to Him.It is the anode for those who bow to Allah in prayer,who command others to do good and forbid them from committing misdeeds. The torments of Hell:The Qur'an describe the torments of Hell in a terrifying manner.It is (a Fire whose fuel is Men and stones.).(Thise who deny their Lord,for them will be cut out a garment of Fire,over their heads will be poured out boiling water,causing all that is within their bodies,as well as the skin,to melt away).For them will be grips of iron.(The tree of Zaqqum will be the food of the sinful.Like molten brass,it will burn in their insides.)

So, in this story, there is a little boy, a bakery,a school, and his mother. What do you think will happen?

A BoTW story about Link, but he's embraced his chaotic gremlin side. Expect a ToTK version when I finish this one. [I DO NOT OWN ZELDA, ALL CREDIT GOES TO NINTENDO] {Cover art goes to Xuânˆˆ on Pinterest.}

Mostly a collection of puns. PLEASE GIVE CREDIT THESE ARE ORIGINALS!!