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Klaus x Your Mother, That Slut
THIS IS JUST A JOKE
What if Klaus really did meet a slut at a disco and Five really was his kid?
Once, again this is just a dumb au, not an actual theory.
It is SAFE FOR WORK, okay? Nothing too sexy here. Some strong language and innuendos, but that's it.
The story won't be very long, as it only takes place on one night, and I will not be updating regularly.
I just told my friend I wrote this and she is hardcore judging me rn oopsie