Numbsk Stories

Made this for giggle shits- wait, I mean shits and giggles. In honour of the great Kurt-ilius, of whom has brought me (and others) many joyous memories :) __________ If only he could see the line of reality and fiction, if only there was someone to save him, if only, if only, if only- That's what everyone would say, but maybe the question was really "what if"- What if he was right, what if he really did see something, what if, what if, what if. Perhaps many things could be true at once but how would Kurt ever show the world that there's more to life that the stationary motions of a 9 to 5? Join him, help him show the world what he's made of- what you see in him.