Nuts Stories

Do you like nuts? good!

Flaky se encuentra a su querido amigo en la carretera. ¿Podrá ella dejar de lado su nerviosismo? ¿Podrá el hacerla reír? Y... ¿Podrán hablar de sus sentimientos? Happy Tree Friends -Without A Hitch Me encantaba cuando era pequeño. Simplemente esto es un capricho.

megan feet <3 rachel megan clenche feet when see rachel poo uwu unu owo

"Aggressively bust on the teacher's saggy face" -USA Today

Ow guys it really hurts please help oh god ow send help ouch ow I fell off the swings ouch ow owie help ouch

Hi! This is brand new im going to be taking so many requests. I haven't read the manga so if its from later in the manga where the anime hasn't covered then im sorry, I'll try my best but no guarantee that it'll be good Pairings! Gojo x Reader Yuji x Reader Mahito x Reader Megumi x Reader Nanami x Reader Inumaki x Reader Sukuna x Reader (Listen its different i think?[yes i get it same body. whatever]) ALSO FUCK YOU I DONT KNOW WHO TOJI IS 💀😭😭😭 listen ill think of other people my brain is fried af rn

Funny Pick up lines that everyone can enjoy. I don't own any of these.

Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY or any of its characters. Hello. I'm a new writer, online at least. Quite frankly not very good at it, but I try. I've had this idea for a long time, since I started watching RWBY and they introduced Penny. So I decided to write a Nuts and Dolts fanfic. Currently it's only the first chapter, but I would like to write more. It all depends on what you guys say about it in the feedback. Feel free to be harsh and bash me about it, I don't really care. I just hope you enjoy this first chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Create your own character and make your own decisions to see if you will slip or hold grasp of a glorious victory

i feel funky rnn yeheheheeh

HOW A FAN BECAME MORE THAN A FAN..

Once there was a girl, with a slight obsession towards her sixth grade crush, Markus Thompson. Well, not just a slight obsession, but a huge obsession. She was suffering from this new decease called MOS, or Mark-Obsessed Syndrome. She followed him everywhere. And by everywhere, I mean everywhere including the toilet. Creepy, I know. But nothing stopped her from chasing her dreams, as her mother always said to her to follow her dreams. Enter Ryan McLane. A new guy, who made her heart go all burned. No, it wasn't because she was in love, it was quite the opposite, though. She was jealous. Jealous, you ask? Yes. She was jealous about the proximity, or friendship, I should say, between Ryan McLane and her so-called future hubby, Markus Thompson. In case you were wondering who this girl was, her name was Allison Carter, as in me. *** Cover by : Nathania S.H. (@Nathaniia)

deez nuts

Satire

"Jack has been acting weird today.." If you don't know what hanahaki is, look it up XDD I'm not explaining it to you

Could you fight the darkness if it faced you head-on? Would you take the time to think about your next step into The Nothing, or would you embrace the cold wind as it blows without a clue to direction? Ezekiel Johnson is a schizophrenic man living within the confines of his own mind. Locked away, hidden from the outside world, he finds something disturbing lying within the shackles of The Nothing on a dark night, a dark delight. ~ Update 01/22/2023 ~ Ch.3: 10% complete Ch.4: brainstorming