Historias de Obama

SATIRE!!! DONT SUE ME

Eternal Love - Garfield x Obama, now in English! Talented author GroteGeileAap has created a new version of the famous Dutch literary masterpiece for English speakers, with some minor alterings along the way. It is widely considered the better version of the two books.

Caleb, a socially awkward high school student, wakes up one day as a GIANT ASS FIRE BIRD, and finds an entire ALTERNATE DIMENSION OF SAID FIRE BIRDS across a portal in the woods. Then uh uh shit happens

this story is epic. just read it

obama x harry styles after many rumors of i secret love affair between a former president and a famous singer they were forced to part ways...until....

One Shots and Deleted Chapters from the A-list

It's just a normal day at coolkid high, until new student Quackity joins...

someone take away my phone pls Started: 5/1/21

pls-

Kamala Harris is the best entertainment lawyer in Los Angeles-a formidable litigator known for her unshakable composure and relentless drive to protect her A-list clients. Her life is meticulously ordered, her record spotless, and her patience for childish behavior nonexistent. That patience is put to the ultimate test when her firm's senior partner makes her an offer she can't refuse: take on Barack Obama, the charismatic but catastrophically self-destructive star of a blockbuster franchise, or clean out her office. Obama's latest scandal isn't just tabloid fodder; it's a legal inferno. Leaked footage, a vindictive co-star, and a web of blackmail threaten to end his career and possibly drag the studio down with him. He's everything Kamala despises-flamboyant, impulsive, and seemingly allergic to responsibility. She's the ironclad control he can't stand. Forced into close quarters-war rooms, strategy sessions, and tense stakeouts-their sniping evolves into grudging respect. Kamala witnesses the flicker of vulnerability beneath Obama's bravado, while he sees the fierce loyalty she hides behind a wall of professionalism. As they dig deeper, they uncover a conspiracy far more dangerous than a simple PR nightmare. When threats turn violent and the evidence implicates people Kamala once trusted, they're truly on their own. Late nights fueled by stale coffee and desperation give way to moments of raw honesty. The lines between client and counsel blur. But trusting each other is the biggest gamble of all. In a city built on illusion, they must decide if their connection is real or just another performance.

lmao i made this in 2018 and i'm not gonna finish it 💀... unless i should...

one direction love story.

murder mystery romance fairytale..... what will happen when the mayor goes missing........ and dies?!!🥰💞

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this is a fictional and satirical story about the president's

In the quiet suburbs of South Carolina, Kamala Harris is a woman hollowed out by tragedy. A devoted mother and wife, she lost her father to the horrors of 9/11, only for history to repeat itself in the most cruel way imaginable: a plane crash that stole her husband and one of her daughters. Now, what was once a life of faith has crumbled into two years of agonizing heartbreak. She works alongside her mother and sister at their family salon, a place that should offer comfort but often becomes a stage for conflict. Next door, Barack Obama has built a different kind of world around his own sorrow. A widower himself, he has been raising his two daughters alone since his wife, Joanna, died bringing their youngest, Chicago, into the world. Freed from the need to work by a substantial inheritance, he has dedicated himself entirely to being a hands-on father, creating a stable, loving home as a sanctuary against his pain. As Kamala enters a third year of sorrow, she is slowly, painstakingly, learning to love and trust God again for the sake of her two surviving children. In the house next door, Barack navigates the quiet landscape of single fatherhood. Both are learning to let the ashes of their loved ones settle. Or are they? In the warm Carolina air, hope is not lost, but it is fragile, tested by the ghosts of their pasts and the fragile possibility of a future neither thought they would have.

"If you like Political Satire, and crooked politicans getting caught in the rain If you're not into 'fake news', if you have half a brain If you like tweeting at midnight, and posting comments on the netscape I'm the satirist that you've looked for, read my tales, and escape" Welcome one, welcome all ... Hello my little snowflakes and greetings rednecks. Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales takes no sides and despises you all equally! Well except for the sensible intelligent people who understand context and shades of gray - hopefully you'll have a giggle while the more extreme types go mental and take it all too seriously as per! Now without further ado, I present an eventual 20 tales that will make taking the piss out of American politics GREAT AGAIN!! Plus three bonus tales from my UK based political flash fiction.

Just a bunch of one shots my friend @RhiIDK and I made. Requests are open. (P.S this is made to be funny and not serious at all.....maybe)

After 14 years of heartbreak caused by Lucifer, Obama decides to give him another chance. (Unfinished)

we look into the love between too men who you would've never thought of being able to fall in love