EmojiAndNoah
I used to think my life couldn't get any worse.
Overworked, underpaid, and surviving mostly on instant noodles and caffeine, I thought my biggest problem was my boss.
Turns out, I was wrong.
Because one day, while minding my own business, I somehow ended up standing in front of an altar-next to a seven-foot-tall entity wearing a black suit, a hat with a glowing red eye, and a smile that could probably end civilizations.
His name? Delirius.
Apparently, we're married now.
According to the government, "human-entity relationships" help maintain peace between worlds. According to me, it's a weird social experiment that somehow ruined my chances of ever dating a normal person again.
He doesn't sleep. He stares too much. And when he smiles, reality seems to bend a little.
But hey-at least rent is free.
Welcome to my life with Delirius.