Oddlywholesome Stories

Yandere Girl x Delinquent Reader "Y'see that? This crazy bitch started followin' me one day. Pretty thing thinks she's one of those Yandere's from the manga you read." "Um, big bro? She's giving me a death stare." "And? Honestly sis, with how much of that trash you read I'm suprised you aren't drooling over how cute she is." "Well she is adorable...but she's still crazy." "100¥ says I can fix her." "...Deal." //// An entry in the Y/N multiverse I'm slowly creating. Y/N from Universe 103

Ever wondered what it would be like to be the sci-fi equivalent of a car detailer, but a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away? Ever wondered how Star Wars villains maintained their impeccable appearances? N̶o̶?̶?̶?̶ Well this is the story of you!

In the neon-lit, naked future, love makes noise. The shredded but shy, Damien Pryndalor thinks his job at Cyromart is boring, until one accidental fart in front of Ruby Falven changes everything. Ruby isn't just the chubby, hilarious coworker he's been crushing on... she's also someone who finds his embarrassing slip absolutely irresistible. What starts as awkward laughter quickly spirals into fart-fueled flirting, workplace chaos, and pranks so outrageous they echo through the aisles. Together, Damien and Ruby discover that true love doesn't whisper. It giggles, blushes, and sometimes... it farts. ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This story is set in a futuristic nude society where everyone lives without clothing, and it's central romance is built around a fart-based love language. While written as a lighthearted romantic comedy, if you find these elements disgusting or unconventional, I recommend you skip.