Offencive Stories

WARNING! Do not read if you are easily offended by me writing about god in a bad way. This IS a Creepypasta, don't take any if this personally!

WARNING: Some of these jokes may offend you (should know from title) and some you may find to be racial, just know, these are a list of the jokes I have collected from the Internet (credit given) and I am not bothered about your feelings getting hurt because -- Roses are red, stress makes you scream, I USED to have dreams but NOW I have memes --

after a swamp creature consumed the entire world destroying all humans except one they get into ALOT of weird situations that probably are better left unsaid....meh....what's the worst that could go wrong! this is one of those weird stories that you pass around the paper and each person writes their own sentence to continue so the writing style is kinda different. enjoy (if you can) :P