Offense Stories

Offensive memes for offensive people

Fuckin' read the title

Zoe Szramik has had a tough life. When she was only eight years old, her parents were killed while she ran away in fear. Even at the age of seventeen, their deaths still haunt her. That's not the whole story though. For as long as she could remember, Zoe has had white hair, and only a few months after her parents' deaths, she developed a special ability to heal, to physically steal pain, and to create shields out of light. She wasn't the only one either. Her best friend Jack can create swords out of thin air. Both of them are unique, which tends to lead them into trouble. Now with Jack and her two wolf guides Malachi and Reyna, Zoe needs to find a way to keep everyone safe before everything comes crashing down. (I've also actually published a heavily edited version of this book for the Kindle, under the same title, with new chapters and other changes- You know you want to check it out!)

Her favorite TV series was Gossip Girl. She wanted to be just like her. So she started a blog about her school and the drama that took place in it. To her surprise, her blog actually became a success. Little did you know, she had the secrets and power of the entire school at her fingertips. And with one click of a button, they could all be exposed.

So, this book is basically your typical stereotyping book about kids in middle school. NOTE THIS: IF I SAY IT HAPPENED, IT HAPPENED. A lot of weird/bad stuff happens in my school, and an have been getting a lot of comments saying that I made it up. Which brings me to this: IF I MADE IT UP, I WILL TELL YOU THAT I MADE IT UP. I will usually say something like: "If this happened," or "Here's a made up example." So anyway, read away!

Welp here is my first wattpad story so don't be angry bout the stupid stuff. Also some jokes will be racist of offensive I will try to make fun of everything so there is balance.

The Lightning Awards is a yearly contest created by ArimaMary on 2016 for fanfiction writers in the Inazuma Eleven fandom to compete and assess their skills by a third party. And this is the story of how one user took our hard work to create The Phantom Awards. Cover by @ChibbyPanda57

A fictional short story about a football team who were down by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter and were on the verge of being eliminated from any hopes of making the playoffs. Can they seize the moment, or will they fall?

So uh these are very necessary reasons so uh get ready✌

These eyes... They seem to always be imagining some thing happening. I can clearly see the future I'm just extremely extraordinary more than most people say it's just my imagination, but soon one day I hope they will understand I was just extremely gifted... here in the Philippines. not everyone understands me they think I'm crazy cause I can see the future but one thing I heard about my entire imagination thing is that it's not a disease nor infection or problem in the brain but just extremely rare. they call it "Starry Eyes" and this is only just the beginning STARRY EYES

A girl remembered the awsome memories from a summer that changed her life.Then she goes back to reality and sees the differences.

Rich Rodriguez has left an undeniable mark on college football, revolutionizing the game with his no-huddle, zone-read spread option offense. Known for his innovation, resilience, and relentless pursuit of excellence, Rodriguez has shaped the sport through his dynamic coaching style. From becoming the youngest head coach in the nation to his recent return to West Virginia University, his journey reflects adaptability and vision. Rich Rodriguez's impact spans decades, influencing countless players and coaches while securing conference titles and major bowl victories. His offensive strategies transformed teams, making him one of the most respected minds in football. Whether at West Virginia, Michigan, Arizona, or beyond, Rodriguez's legacy as a forward-thinking coach continues to thrive. With a passion for the game and a drive for success, Rich Rodriguez remains a defining figure in modern college football.