Offense Stories

Elise Marge's family loves soccer. They are obsessed with playing the position defense during soccer matches. When Elise is put into a game she is assigned defense. One day Elise joins a league and tries out for defense, even though she doesn't want the position. What will happen to the girl who didn't want to be defense?

Honestly just a place for me to rant, read if you want idec. Warning: May be offensive. Reader discretion is advised.

16 year old Emma Jones lived a routined life. She went to school five days a week and on Fridays she would go to Happy's Cafè and drink coffee with her friends, Victoria and Elena, and then she'd go home and await to repeat this process all over again. Until, however, she meets Hunter King. A cocky 17 year old bad boy who is struggling to get by. When their two completely opposite worlds clash into one that Emma didn't even know existed, will Emma be able to push herself enough to survive in it? Will Hunter and Emma's love be strong enough to conquer another's? Is there more to Hunter than meets the eye? Is Emma happy with being the good girl all the time or does she desire something more? Find out the answers to all these questions and more in A Dangerous Infliction.

"Remember when you said we will be together forever?" "Yeah, why?" "Well, it turns out- I'm leaving... and I'm never coming back." "You can't leave me, kid! What about all those future plans we made?" "I don't have a choice.."

A young bow Named kurosaki saiko half demon and half human is looking for riots to his past and training to defeat muzan while running into a girl named yashiko who was also a half demon and together thier story would for ever impact the lives of those around them.title photo isn't my work I recolored sum fan art I found.this story was written by Brayden and Kim kuro,versula,nandara,yemy,ruiko,and sue being braydens.yashiko,michiko,riku,remi,megami and kayo being Kim's (more soon)

Zoe Szramik has had a tough life. When she was only eight years old, her parents were killed while she ran away in fear. Even at the age of seventeen, their deaths still haunt her. That's not the whole story though. For as long as she could remember, Zoe has had white hair, and only a few months after her parents' deaths, she developed a special ability to heal, to physically steal pain, and to create shields out of light. She wasn't the only one either. Her best friend Jack can create swords out of thin air. Both of them are unique, which tends to lead them into trouble. Now with Jack and her two wolf guides Malachi and Reyna, Zoe needs to find a way to keep everyone safe before everything comes crashing down. (I've also actually published a heavily edited version of this book for the Kindle, under the same title, with new chapters and other changes- You know you want to check it out!)

While getting caught in events in the crazy city of Numbani, a biologist named Tyler is being hunted by the members of Talon for furthering his research on Omnics and being a social activist working towards equality and the return of Overwatch to prevent another Omnic Crisis. Tyler then calls on the help of former members of Overwatch and a few new faces to work towards the defeat of Talon.

A stupid motherfucking girl I just remembered

Need to defend yourself and you dont know any attacks or tips? This is the perfect book for you. TW: VERY GORE AND VIOLENT. This book is a joke but who knows maybe it will help you against a potential r@pist one day.

Offensive memes for offensive people

Rich Rodriguez has left an undeniable mark on college football, revolutionizing the game with his no-huddle, zone-read spread option offense. Known for his innovation, resilience, and relentless pursuit of excellence, Rodriguez has shaped the sport through his dynamic coaching style. From becoming the youngest head coach in the nation to his recent return to West Virginia University, his journey reflects adaptability and vision. Rich Rodriguez's impact spans decades, influencing countless players and coaches while securing conference titles and major bowl victories. His offensive strategies transformed teams, making him one of the most respected minds in football. Whether at West Virginia, Michigan, Arizona, or beyond, Rodriguez's legacy as a forward-thinking coach continues to thrive. With a passion for the game and a drive for success, Rich Rodriguez remains a defining figure in modern college football.

A fictional short story about a football team who were down by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter and were on the verge of being eliminated from any hopes of making the playoffs. Can they seize the moment, or will they fall?

Welp here is my first wattpad story so don't be angry bout the stupid stuff. Also some jokes will be racist of offensive I will try to make fun of everything so there is balance.

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A baby? On a battlefield? Marcus is a clerk in the Imperial army. When he finds an abandoned baby on a battlefield, he has no idea what to do with her. His best friend is no help; he thinks Marcus is a sucker for taking the kid in. The slave who ends up babysitting the child is no better; she thinks Marcus has ulterior motives - bad ones. Not only that, but two mysterious female assassins appear on the scene. Whether they intend to harm the baby or protect her, Marcus isn't sure. It doesn't help that the assassins have magical cloaks that allow them to turn into birds at any time. Marcus and his friends soon find themselves caught up in things they doesn't understand: the child has some connection to an ancient prophecy, one that could have implications for fate of the Empire itself.

So, this book is basically your typical stereotyping book about kids in middle school. NOTE THIS: IF I SAY IT HAPPENED, IT HAPPENED. A lot of weird/bad stuff happens in my school, and an have been getting a lot of comments saying that I made it up. Which brings me to this: IF I MADE IT UP, I WILL TELL YOU THAT I MADE IT UP. I will usually say something like: "If this happened," or "Here's a made up example." So anyway, read away!

Skandalon is a trigger of a trap, on which bait is placed. Greek word for an offense.

Fuckin' read the title