Offense Stories

Heyo! Ehm-Yeet! K.Sansie again. •///////////////Hewwo...//////////////////• *Ahem* I made this for fun, and some laughs but mostly for fun. I actually have no idea what this is, or how this came to be but why the frick not? Please don't be offended if you work at Dominos, Subway, McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, or Pizza Hut. This was a mistake and I was bored. Someone made me do this, but if your curious enough, you may get to know what this shizz is about, if the description isn't that obvious. Uhm. This was made for comedic purposes and whatnot-okay, that's all you people need to know! Enjoy? ×Warning× -Ded memez -Talking Restaurants -Cringe -Author questioning life -Slow Updates (Again) -Living Ketchup -PUNishable Puns This is literally a book about me making fun of restaurants. Send help pls. •\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\Byeo...\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\• -K.S signing out! Have a good day, mates! :D (Please forget you ever saw this-)

Okay... This really happened and I want all of your opinions...

Honestly just a place for me to rant, read if you want idec. Warning: May be offensive. Reader discretion is advised.

"Remember when you said we will be together forever?" "Yeah, why?" "Well, it turns out- I'm leaving... and I'm never coming back." "You can't leave me, kid! What about all those future plans we made?" "I don't have a choice.."

So, this book is basically your typical stereotyping book about kids in middle school. NOTE THIS: IF I SAY IT HAPPENED, IT HAPPENED. A lot of weird/bad stuff happens in my school, and an have been getting a lot of comments saying that I made it up. Which brings me to this: IF I MADE IT UP, I WILL TELL YOU THAT I MADE IT UP. I will usually say something like: "If this happened," or "Here's a made up example." So anyway, read away!

Imagination takes flight among the clouds that roam across the skies of my mind. Stories are created from daydreaming endless hours until an idea infiltrates my mind. My imagination awakens and forms words that cultivate a story so grand and wonderful that I begin to wonder if it does not exist after all. My imagination is a dangerous thing: it allows ideas to form and ideas can create anything from nothing. *This is just a compilation of short stories I have written in between writing my actual stories. I think of an idea and it gets written down until further use. So I hope you enjoy my rambling ideas. Have fun exploring the fantasies of my mind.

A stupid motherfucking girl I just remembered

This is the lyrics to N.O by BTS and some thoughts on what some of the lyrics mean.

NOTE, THE BOOK IS MAINLY A JOKE, TO AVOID ANY OFFENSE, PLEASE READ TIL THE END. THANK YOU.

A young bow Named kurosaki saiko half demon and half human is looking for riots to his past and training to defeat muzan while running into a girl named yashiko who was also a half demon and together thier story would for ever impact the lives of those around them.title photo isn't my work I recolored sum fan art I found.this story was written by Brayden and Kim kuro,versula,nandara,yemy,ruiko,and sue being braydens.yashiko,michiko,riku,remi,megami and kayo being Kim's (more soon)

".. here in your backyard, building a fantasy fuck reality, do you want to know, know me?.. " rp pet peeves and tips

Zoe Szramik has had a tough life. When she was only eight years old, her parents were killed while she ran away in fear. Even at the age of seventeen, their deaths still haunt her. That's not the whole story though. For as long as she could remember, Zoe has had white hair, and only a few months after her parents' deaths, she developed a special ability to heal, to physically steal pain, and to create shields out of light. She wasn't the only one either. Her best friend Jack can create swords out of thin air. Both of them are unique, which tends to lead them into trouble. Now with Jack and her two wolf guides Malachi and Reyna, Zoe needs to find a way to keep everyone safe before everything comes crashing down. (I've also actually published a heavily edited version of this book for the Kindle, under the same title, with new chapters and other changes- You know you want to check it out!)

Welp here is my first wattpad story so don't be angry bout the stupid stuff. Also some jokes will be racist of offensive I will try to make fun of everything so there is balance.

Her favorite TV series was Gossip Girl. She wanted to be just like her. So she started a blog about her school and the drama that took place in it. To her surprise, her blog actually became a success. Little did you know, she had the secrets and power of the entire school at her fingertips. And with one click of a button, they could all be exposed.