Offense Stories

Welp here is my first wattpad story so don't be angry bout the stupid stuff. Also some jokes will be racist of offensive I will try to make fun of everything so there is balance.

On average, my generation raised their kids to be SPOILED ROTTEN and now those kids are becoming adults thinking that everything should go their way so much so that they throw literal fits when it doesn't. Try taking their cell phone away and you will quickly see what I mean.

Need to defend yourself and you dont know any attacks or tips? This is the perfect book for you. TW: VERY GORE AND VIOLENT. This book is a joke but who knows maybe it will help you against a potential r@pist one day.

A stupid motherfucking girl I just remembered

16 year old Emma Jones lived a routined life. She went to school five days a week and on Fridays she would go to Happy's Cafè and drink coffee with her friends, Victoria and Elena, and then she'd go home and await to repeat this process all over again. Until, however, she meets Hunter King. A cocky 17 year old bad boy who is struggling to get by. When their two completely opposite worlds clash into one that Emma didn't even know existed, will Emma be able to push herself enough to survive in it? Will Hunter and Emma's love be strong enough to conquer another's? Is there more to Hunter than meets the eye? Is Emma happy with being the good girl all the time or does she desire something more? Find out the answers to all these questions and more in A Dangerous Infliction.

Daily Devotions, I refuse to be offended!

The thoughts behind this poem's narration are: I have lost myself within myself. I know that troubles you, but there isn't much I can do about it. I am trying with all my might, but it is hard, very hard. Please, please be patient with me. And please don't be offended when I hesitate to show my love to you. Because I do love you. Very, very much. But I find it hard to wrest my emotions back into my control so as to show you the full extent of my feelings for you.

While getting caught in events in the crazy city of Numbani, a biologist named Tyler is being hunted by the members of Talon for furthering his research on Omnics and being a social activist working towards equality and the return of Overwatch to prevent another Omnic Crisis. Tyler then calls on the help of former members of Overwatch and a few new faces to work towards the defeat of Talon.

A baby? On a battlefield? Marcus is a clerk in the Imperial army. When he finds an abandoned baby on a battlefield, he has no idea what to do with her. His best friend is no help; he thinks Marcus is a sucker for taking the kid in. The slave who ends up babysitting the child is no better; she thinks Marcus has ulterior motives - bad ones. Not only that, but two mysterious female assassins appear on the scene. Whether they intend to harm the baby or protect her, Marcus isn't sure. It doesn't help that the assassins have magical cloaks that allow them to turn into birds at any time. Marcus and his friends soon find themselves caught up in things they doesn't understand: the child has some connection to an ancient prophecy, one that could have implications for fate of the Empire itself.

Elise Marge's family loves soccer. They are obsessed with playing the position defense during soccer matches. When Elise is put into a game she is assigned defense. One day Elise joins a league and tries out for defense, even though she doesn't want the position. What will happen to the girl who didn't want to be defense?

A fictional short story about a football team who were down by two touchdowns in the fourth quarter and were on the verge of being eliminated from any hopes of making the playoffs. Can they seize the moment, or will they fall?

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