Offensive storie

A boy is reincarnated into the world of My Hero Acadamia. His quirk? To manifest memes into reality as long as the desired meme fits the context...relatively... Line that will be probably used : "KAME...HANE...HAAAAAAAA!!!" "Rip and tear...until it is done..." "Serious Move. Serious Series...Serious Punch." "MACHINE GUN BLOWS" "UNO REVERSE BABY!" "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.." "FUS-RODA!" "Can't touch this..." "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!..." "Say hello to my little friend!..." "Hello boys! I'm BAAAAAAAAAAACK!" "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" "Long live the king..." "YOUUU! SHALL NOTTT! PASSSSSS!" "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die..." "Skadoosh" "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!" "Shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that." "Oh yeah. Its big brain time." "Speed...I am speed." "Aw ****. Here we go again" "*Chuckles* I'm in danger." "We don't do that here..." "FBI OPEN UP!" "...wait a minute..." "Ladies and Gentlemen...we got 'em." "Why are you running?! Why are you running?!" "I believe I can flyyyyyyyy!" "YEET!" "I am Iron Man." "My spidey sense is tingling." "I may not look like it, but I'm actually 112 years old..." "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier." "And I love you random citizen!" "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore..." "My death was...greatly exaggerated..." "Ya like jazz?" "Pikachu! I choose you!" "Hey you! Your finally awake!" "And his name is JOHN CENAAAAA!!!!" "(*confused screaming)" "No no. He's got a point." "Speech Increased [100]" This is going to be mostly a comedy.

These are offensive short stories.... They will make you cry... Isn't that something.. And yes, I know you have time to read them..... If you didn't, you wouldn't be on wattpad right now... K? ~THE END~

This is just some rant book i like to write when I'm bored and when i want to let things out, cuz your gurl ain't got no friends to talk to

Nice curves

These are excerpts from my journal I had to write when I was in a Mental Health Hospital. They contain graphic details on my mental stability and thought process. I have had to edit these pages, due to the fact, I was on medication and not in the right frame of mind. These are not stories but pure narrative of a mentally challenged person. If you find some of these words offensive in anyway, you should not be here. Thank you. Please Enjoy VOTE - SHARE - LOVE

I rebooted this, mortals. Enjoy.

Ever since 2020, Gus Fring has been struggling desperately to make enough profits from his business outlets in order to survive in Joe Biden's America, now he is forced to steer his drug empire in a new direction. To save his lovely Mexicanos, Gus has sent Walter and the gang to the second most chaotic place in the known universe to boost the expansion of his territory. Little do they know, the nation of Iraq has something in store for them that is far more wild than all of Jesse's trips combined. Things are about to get weird... WARNING: CONTAINS DARK HUMOR (Either don't take it seriously or don't read it at all)

Death waits for those who are different...

Max is a snowshoe hare who lives in Deckfield, Virginia. His friends Owen, Oliver, and Muneeb go on crazy adventures with him.

The most offensive words to say to women to ever have existed.

dis is fer pride month !!!! xddd love is love :333

•"well i just wanted to get drunk and make out with old men"•

It's hard to believe, that my friends betrayed me in the blink of an instant. It broke my heart, it made me want to kill myself several times over but you know, the Fates wouldn't let that happen. Parody! Op!Percy

Collection of random thoughts made into short stories that had come up because your dear duck author is bored AF, I'm gonna wanna say things informally because I don't want to kill any more brain cells than I should...

Live , Laugh & Love ! These 3 words are something everyone craves for . Life as we know it , is hard to survive . People, who you think are your friends for life , ditch you for others . They hate you and you pretend it didn't matter but actually it just kills you inside . Best friends forever becomes a stranger .The love you believe in , just fades away with time. Parents don't try to understand you and believe that it is you , whose wrong every-time. Well i am not saying that we don't make mistakes but sometimes its the other way around . This story is about a girl who was too scared to let the world know who the "real " she is. Its the story of her journey.

get ready im not holding back

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