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Something about Ryou and Melvin from YGOTAS or whatever, creator of the abridged series and various things that are not canon to the series. Blah story description words blah blah blah ~ I wanted to keep that in from when I wrote this when I was tired. ~ Ryou is not as put together you'd think he is, due to the constant beatings he takes from the spirit that has trapped him within the ring. He silently cries out to be saved, not just from the pain, but from every emotion, thought, and even his own insanity. Melvin, the psychopathic maniac that only takes over when Marik's guard is down, eventually eats away at the bounds he's bonded by. When Melvin finally traps the Egyptian boy again, he begins to wreck havoc everywhere. He's unstable, mentally, and he's going to enjoy tearing people apart, physically and mentally. Two very unlikely people eventually find each other, one trying to destroy, the other, trying to rebuild. There's no guarantee how it will end, but Ryou doesn't care about the consequences, he just wants to feel loved and hope he doesn't get killed in the process. Melvin doesn't understand many feelings besides pleasure of killing and the pleasure of despair of others, the only feelings he knows. He's certainly a monster. How will their encounter with each other last? How much more insanity can Ryou take? ~ This story has abuse, depression, and gore in it, if you are sensitive to these topics, do not read this story. If you are under the age thirteen and haven't seen YGOTAS, do not watch it and do not read this. If you have not read Little Kuriboh's stories on FanFiction.net about ThiefShipping, you might want to read those to see where I get some of the ideas for this story, seeing how they are 'canon' to the story of YGOTAS. Don't own pictures, they're owned by their artists.

tea: why you talking as if you ain't built like a keebler elf crumpets: FOUL 💀💀 ------ The pros of blue lock behind cameras (bars). written on pure impulse, don't come after me lmao

It's literally what it sounds like

I never knew that an impossible romance could feel so right.. Harold is a man with the mindset of a teenager; he's impulsive, selfish, sensitive, and lazy. It seemed that he had no hope left for his life. He had spent most of his life lazing around after his previous relationship. Until he met her. During a small get-together organised by his casual friend, Harold meets the love of his life, George. She's got the three Cs: cuteness, confidence, and care. Who wouldn't love a girl like her? Harold began to feel an urge. He wanted her, and she wanted him too. They were drawn together like two south polar magnets. Yet, no matter how attracted they were, no matter how great their love, their love was forbidden. Many obstacles will come their way. This is their love story..

I really don't know.... this is just a mish-mosh of things that have happened to me, the way I see them. There are some mentions of depression, anxiety and the like. Warnings will be provided, enjoy?

This book really isn't anything special. Like really it isn't- Its just some quotes me and my friends have said in the past. (like manic crackheads). Slurs will be said, Such as the F slur. (We are gay btw) and the N slur said by our black friend. Read or not, idc!

Meet Damien and Sarah Frye, two zany siblings who love anime, video games, and are huge fans of Final Fantasy! These two make it a hobby to act like they're fictional characters both inside and outside of school and they enjoy every second of it. Of course this is also what makes these two among the school outcasts due to the hijinks they cause. Despite how handsome and what a sweet, caring and considrate guy he is, Damien can't seem to get a girlfriend because one, he is openly lecherous and two, he has a bad habit of farting whenever he's nervous. Though slightly normal, Sarah just couldn't care less what the school thought of her and she is so obsessed with her fictional crushes and ships that she doesn't even feel the need to even have a boyfriend. Regardless of how few friends they have, these siblings don't seem to mind to being seen as social rejects, as a matter of fact, they're actually proud of it. Though of course, their eccentric behavior can sometimes send them to detention but their horseplay never ends from there. Author's Note: I will have five chapters written before officially publishing the actual story, until then, you'll have to be satisfied with the Copyright statement.

Roasting celebrities... :D

I think everyone deserves a laugh so I got some crazy stuff in here only thing: some may be offensive.

Alright guys. I'm bored. Let's roast some Anime Characters.