Ohgodwhy Stories

This is the funniest crack fic I could possibly ever make. Basically, the idea is this: Tristan, Godot, and Kristoph share the same cell. Kristoph never leaves because he doesn't deserve that freedom, but Tristan and Godot do. Godot opens a cafe with the help of Tristan. According to law they now must be boyfriends because dear god I cannot just leave them alone. There's gonna angst, the power of friendship, and nothing but pure chaos. Some chapters will be more well-written than others, but most of them will just be absolute torture to both write and read. Yes I officially now ship Godot x Tristan you are legally allowed to murder me. (ALSO! THIS IS PART OF A HUGE PROJECT THAT ME, MY "FRIEND" AND OUR OTHER FRIEND ARE WORKING ON! THIS IS BASICALLY A SUMMARY OF THE FIRST PART!)

TRIGGER WARNING‼️ This story includes,, • Gore • s3xual assault • S3x • And Death (Hi I don't have a cover yet but soon ima make a page that shows the character kk kk byeee <33) Viewer discretion is advised,, • A tall man walked into the room, calm and collected. Nothing was on his mind. He's not shaking, he's fine. Nothing seemed wrong if you saw him. He's always calm, but calm could not mean calm. Calm could mean your physically okay but your brain is scattered. Not Pressured enough to cry though, just enough to seem calm at the least. Nothing was wrong, or so we thought. Klaus was always that type of person, no different than any other really. With him he always had to try to decode his brain. Klaus focused on others instead of himself. But that would make more sense now, his targets. 7 people found dead, missing parts were found; some of them were sewed on to each other like a zombie or Frankenstein. No one really knew what went on there. But all we know is that's a hell of an introduction.

a parody story that mocks the other bad y/n stories that started as a weird joke between my sister

yay

Old and probably not gonna update soon

please end our suffering

Random ideas mixed with all Fuk ton of BS

This was just for fun shaddap

Hi guys! My name is Rupert! I'm a zit that grew on a girl's face. That girl is named Gabby :) Anyways, this is the story of my life! I hope you like it, haha :) • discontinued •

(Warning! This story has some gore in it. Do not read if you cant handle it. Also there are a few canon characters in this story and some may be in my other stories. The Canon characters belong to Tui.T.Sutherland. Thank you for reading this now lets move on to the story!!!)

If tris surivried and not died in the end what would happen?

Fanfic of my Teachers dont judge me I have needs and I have wants

Stuff like randomness in my life ft. Lylia

read this u won't forget it nor regret it (chrollo x hisoka) im having mental breakdown

They discovered a drug that makes humans immortal. But it only works on furries.

**ON HOLD** -Thanks @CeremonialKitten for making the cover!- Some secrets aren't meant to be told. Watch the journey of 4 animals, Alro, two Styn, and an Utac, unfold as they battle the rise of the Gips. Midnight: with her stubbornness and belief Moon-Song: with her sharpness and ferocity Starry-Night: with his persistence and smarts And Forest: with her optimism and wit... But Forest has secrets. Secrets that are too dangerous for even her friends to know. The prophecy... And what the Utacs are capable of. -This story isn't fanfiction. It's a more polished version of a story my friends and I wrote in 4th grade. We were 9-10 years old. The story was so freaking bad.- -Characters and stuff belong to my (and my friends) 9 year old minds.-

Thanos is madly in love with Shrek the Ogre. He will do anything to be with that cute, Han Solo-dressing, Scottish ogre. But when Shaggy Rogers suddenly interrupts that love and kidnaps Shrek for himself, Thanos must embark on a long, dangerous path to rescue him. Gathering acquaintances along the way, such as Ben Shapiro, Barack Obama, and Steve from Minecraft, they prepare to face Shaggy and his godly powers. They are going to stop Shaggy once and for all, and Thanos and Shrek will finally get the happily ever after they deserve...or will they? [Cover by @Masterhand4444 ! Thank you!] I started writing this around uh...whenever Shaggy became a meme. I haven't written much more recently though, so instead of uploading it all at once (which I was planning to do), I'll upload each chapter semi-regularly. There's about 15 as of right now.

These memes are hand picked, and grown from the finest garden one could ever dream of(reddit). Kept on a strict diet of terrible people and shrek. And if you do not approve of our clearly superior ways, you may lay thine eyes on the holy fields of which I grow my fucks. And as one may see, it lays barren. But to an uncultured swine like those who may h8, it basically means I don't give a fuck. WARNING ⚠️ you MUST be big brain 2 continue.