Ohgodwhy Stories

This was just for fun shaddap

I don't even know it's just social media humanized ship bullshit oh fuck fffffffffffff

Hi guys! My name is Rupert! I'm a zit that grew on a girl's face. That girl is named Gabby :) Anyways, this is the story of my life! I hope you like it, haha :) • discontinued •

Dis is some HAWT Phan! I will not even apologize for any of this story ~art is not mine!~

Stuff like randomness in my life ft. Lylia

This is the funniest crack fic I could possibly ever make. Basically, the idea is this: Tristan, Godot, and Kristoph share the same cell. Kristoph never leaves because he doesn't deserve that freedom, but Tristan and Godot do. Godot opens a cafe with the help of Tristan. According to law they now must be boyfriends because dear god I cannot just leave them alone. There's gonna angst, the power of friendship, and nothing but pure chaos. Some chapters will be more well-written than others, but most of them will just be absolute torture to both write and read. Yes I officially now ship Godot x Tristan you are legally allowed to murder me. (ALSO! THIS IS PART OF A HUGE PROJECT THAT ME, MY "FRIEND" AND OUR OTHER FRIEND ARE WORKING ON! THIS IS BASICALLY A SUMMARY OF THE FIRST PART!)

Fanfic of my Teachers dont judge me I have needs and I have wants

Thanos is madly in love with Shrek the Ogre. He will do anything to be with that cute, Han Solo-dressing, Scottish ogre. But when Shaggy Rogers suddenly interrupts that love and kidnaps Shrek for himself, Thanos must embark on a long, dangerous path to rescue him. Gathering acquaintances along the way, such as Ben Shapiro, Barack Obama, and Steve from Minecraft, they prepare to face Shaggy and his godly powers. They are going to stop Shaggy once and for all, and Thanos and Shrek will finally get the happily ever after they deserve...or will they? [Cover by @Masterhand4444 ! Thank you!] I started writing this around uh...whenever Shaggy became a meme. I haven't written much more recently though, so instead of uploading it all at once (which I was planning to do), I'll upload each chapter semi-regularly. There's about 15 as of right now.

Just some information that you'll need if you wanna understand some of my books more. ^w^

Random ideas mixed with all Fuk ton of BS

a parody story that mocks the other bad y/n stories that started as a weird joke between my sister

universes are being destroyed. the once beloved villains everyone hated or loved are dying. and up to the main squad and a group that can time travel or hop into other universes to stop the big evil force that is killing the main timeline. or main universe. this is a pokemon au.

this isn't very interesting, I hate so much about lost without you, especially the plot, so I'm rewriting it. I'm basically just scrapping everything except the characters and the chaos- Ember Star had worked to keep her idenity hidden her whole life, being a masked musician and born into a famous family, everyone wanted to know what the Ember Star looked like. Follow a very chaotic Ember and her somehow more chaotic friends through their story. Trigger Warning: literally so many suicide jokes, if that makes you uncomfortable this book is probably not the one for you

His name was Daniel and his game was heart break. He used, and left, never accepting one girl for more than a month. It was either cheating or dumping and Daniel didn't do too well with breaking up with a girl. So when Daniel and I decided to give love a chance, he couldn't escape without having his heart broken too. Here's the story about the boy I once loved.

This gripping romance fiction follows two members of the Trish-Dawson mafia family, Hatsune Miku and Shrek. However their romance is challenged by the trials and tribulations of their work and personal lives; what will become of the two when life becomes far too much?

If tris surivried and not died in the end what would happen?

(Warning! This story has some gore in it. Do not read if you cant handle it. Also there are a few canon characters in this story and some may be in my other stories. The Canon characters belong to Tui.T.Sutherland. Thank you for reading this now lets move on to the story!!!)