Ohlordhelpme Stories

On the discord, I wasn't kidding.

Huh. I guess you could say today was a pretty normal Wednesday, besides the fact that the whole world just kind of fell asleep. Don't really know how that happened. I just know that I'm the one who has to fix it. The good thing is that I don't have to do it alone. Unfortunately, the people I have to do it with aren't exactly the smartest and most reliable people ever, but they'll do. I don't really have a choice, do I? I mean they are the only other ones that haven't passed out yet. I could leave them to do whatever the hell is they do, and I do it myself. Huh. That sounds like a pretty good plan, except for the fact that I'm stuck with them either way. Guess who has to go save the world with a bunch of misfits. Oh Lord please help me.

After losing his job, Tennessee takes up a night shift at a downtown bar as a bartender. He knew that people would get drunk, and that people would act strangely, but he was prepared for that. He knew that people would be rude or mean to him and others, but he was prepared for that. He knew there would be messes to clean up, and people passing out, but he was prepared for that. But what he wasn't prepared for was Texas to walk in. .:~{This is a Tennessee x Texas story. This includes: gay shit, alcohol (duh-), cursing. If you are not comfortable with any or all of these topics, or this ship, I suggest you do not read this.}~:. (don't judge my ship choices please ;v;) (cover art by me--)

this is a pure shit show inspired by bsd roleplay on Roblox