Oin Stories

Just some LotR, The Silmarillion, and The Hobbit memes and funny things to make you laugh. None of the memes are mine unless I mention that I made them. This book contains swear words, so if you don't like them, then this isn't the book for you.

When an old wizard and 13 dwarves show up at Bilbo Baggins' door, his adoptive sister, Elvira Raegon, jumps at the chance to help them on their adventure. Elvira joins some old friends and a company of dwarves on their quest to reclaim Erebor. She makes lifelong friends, makes lots of memories, encounters lots of hardships and a lot of Orcs, but most importantly, she falls in love. All rights reserved to JRR Tolkien

One day, a group of thirteen dwarves and a wizard named Gandalf arrive at the doorstep of Bilbo's home. They come looking for a burglar for their mission. But Gandalf failing to realize Bilbo had a sister leads them to getting a second burglar.

A tale of a different take, Nobody dies. But Bilbo Baggins thinks they are and they think she, but she is very much alive. But this isn't her story, but her children's finding the truth behind their mother's stories and finding out where Dwobbits come from. Note; I do not own The Hobbit nor it's characters

The BloodHammer family has always gotten along with the dragons for years. So when they have to keep the dragons from destroying the world. The princess of the Grey Mountains decides to make a contract with the leader of the dragons.

You'll find out in the first chapter.

Bilbo and very handsome company set out on an adventure to retrieve the dwarven city Erebor. Which is being occupied by the legendary dragon Smaug. Hold on for a hell of a ride. *will try to stop LYING*

This is my first book, just an idea that I decided to write down. Hope ya'll enjoy it. Join Naira, a Dwelf, and Thaneesha, a Dwarf princess, find their way back to Middle Earth after living in our world since the Battle of Moria. They find not only their fathers in the Company of Thorin Oakenshield at the unexpected party at Bag Ends, but they find love in the most unexpectedly expected people within the Company as two ladies and their uncle help the Company, and the Durin Line, survive the quest based on their knowledge of the Hobbit from living in our world. Fili x OC OC x OC All rights go to the Professor himself, JRR Tolkien, and to Peter Jackson. I only own my three OC characters.

Halomea is different from the other hobbits. She longs to get out of the Shire. When she is asked to house sit for one of her closest friends Bilbo Baggins. She is surprised when opportunity comes knocking, literally. Sorry this description sucks so bad, but anywho. Disclaimer: I do not own any original characters or plot points. Sorry for spelling/punctuational errors (please point out so I can fix) hope you enjoy :) P.S. No Bilbo just so you know. P.P.S. I'll be updating quite slow sorry

Kasumi was just an unbound priestess travelling the world in the twenty-first century until a run in with a magical object has her temporarily chained to a god by the name of Mahal. His people have called for him and he is unable to interfere personally; much to Kasumi's dismay. As an extremely reluctant envoy of the earthen god she skips along Middle-Earth determined to return home with nothing but her vague instructions- have the line of Durin in their rightful place, whatever that meant. And it would all be a lot easier if she could understand a single thing anyone said or that grey wizard stopped running away just before things got hard.

Thorin despises Elves with his every last essence, but there is someone who is different. That is when Larien comes into play. With her wit and charm he finds himself immersed in her spell of love. Embark on the extremely bumpy journey of Thorin and Larien as they face the diversity of middle earth, and each other. To take the journey read Forbidden love by bestarrinatyou as the question of: You love her is asked quite frequently.

[super hiatus: I have lost inspiration for this, but i'm leaving it up for now. i have been reading over it and there are too many inconsistansies and typos. read if you'd like lol XD] Phêtra is a Black-hammer dwarf [black dwarves] from the island Tolfolas. when she turned down every suitor that crossed her path her parents send her to Ered Luin along with her Raven Törig in hopes of her finding Her One, while she only wished to officially start her life and gain a bit of freedom. Little did she know that her hopes of a free life would be hijacked by the honest affections of a toy-maker and the overwhelming advances of a mountain king. With every turn it seemed that she would never find a solution for her heart when a Quest to slay the dragon, reclaim her father's homeland, and a chance to constantly be around both seemed like a blessing and a curse, but maybe her choice would show itself when tried by fire. Bofur/Oc, Thorin/Oc, Oc/Oc [in the begining and random times in the story.]

There is a race not many people know about. The Satherna are more commonly known as mermaids, but many believe this species to be a myth. Until, Meliane, the princess of the largest Satherna kingdom in the sea beyond the Blue Mountains joins the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. There, she falls in love with Kili Durin. Her two siblings have told her that she is banished for going on the quest. However, nothing will sway her from her path. What will happen when she reaches the Mountain?