Oldermanxyoungerman Stories

It all started with two words. "Cavity search" The newbie shook nervously as the criminal that had just turned himself in was asked to put his hands on the table. He'd never done a cavity search before in his life, so with anticipation and anxiety evident in his eager, youthful eyes, he pulled his protective plastic glove on with a snap. (Author's Note:) This is a playful, not serious, MalexMale fanfiction that I was forced to write for a Minecraft RP server, based on a situation that happened between two actual characters in an actual RP. If you're still with me at this point, then I truly hope you enjoy it and find humour in at as the people that I've written it for have~ - Raepriest

After suffering an unimaginable betrayal at the hands of his own family, an ancient Macedonian-Greco-Roman warrior prince from the land of Median, finds himself under the effects of an unending curse after being restored to life by his misguided mother who had inadvertently turned him into a demon beast with the guidance of vile witches, after laying siege to many contested lands by way of a vast humanoid wolven army bred from his own loins, and being trapped for thousands of years sealed in a silver coffin due to the efforts of The Ordo Argenteus, and thrown into the coldest region of the arctic, the ever vengeful manbeast of a prince returns to the land of the living in a modern age courtesy of an avarice driven English born and boorish man and his socially awkward young nephew.

A broken and boozy multibillionaire philanthropist takes a special interest in a troubled young teenage runaway turned streetwalker following a series of a horrific and tragic set of events that led to a well-noted drunk driving accident and a subsequently hidden brain injury that made him more or less reckless and hypersexualized in the wake of his physical recovery.