Oldgregg Stories

~Two bros, chilling' at a party, five feet apart cause they're not gay.~ Best friends Chad and West find themselves at a frat party when something they never expected happens. They somehow end up angering the vegans gods and are forced to seek guidance from the vegans of Reject Island. This sends them on an epic quest for redemption as they attempt to save West's life. Notes: *This isn't meant to offend anyone. It's satire. *Comments are encouraged

Random Old Gregg fan fictions, I've come up with over time.

A scaly man-fish, who lives in mysterious waters, looking for someone with enough strength, love, and funk, to make him his bride. But there is more to this creature that hasn't been taught, until now! Special thanks to Crystal, the coolest person I've ever met.

An Old Gregg fanfiction. Curly Jefferson is an average man. He's a happily married man with an office job. When he decides to visit the dock in his town, things get a bit strange. Can he escape the creature that holds him captive?

If your familiar with the series The Mighty Boosh, or just the scaly man-fish of the sea with a vibrant blinding light coming from his mangina, this is a lovely tale for you. The story of Old Gregg looking for love and a piece of fuzzy-man-peach, and his addiction to Bailey's Irish Cream, mmm-creamy. You follow him through thick and thicker, from vagina to mangina. You can almost see the blinding light shining through the water. Even if you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Old Gregg you'll surely be hooked. (I LOST A BET, THIS IS THE RESULT) HIGHLY SEXUAL

my local library held a writing contest and the word limit was no more than 500 words.....like, how am I supposed to write anything with a beginning middle and end, and likeable characters in 500 words....here it is. enjoy.

Hi there y/n ya like baileys? Creamy.

The young king Awsten Knight has to choose between five men to become his husband in the kingdom's traditional ceremony, the Love Games, when an unexpected suitor shows, enthralling King Awsten.