Omelette Stories

A 100% safe and normal recipe by the 4th dimensional goat himself! 1!! 1 🤑

I remember the time I started working for the Horan household and I worked for the first couple of months. Then it just got akward. It all started with Niall Horan from the boy band One Direction. I think he's the one. But I also fell for his band mate Louis Tomlinson, now I am forced to choose. Louis Tomlinson or Niall Horan?

I don't regret making this story. You can make fun of it, it's meant to be a joke. WARNING: This book contains simps(me) and CRINGE LOTS OF CRINGE and bad writing cuz I didn't feel like this should make sense so don't make fun of my grammar in this. I didn't even try. Ok bye enjoy cringing and reading this story. also the characters in this are not mine

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Katelynn is just finishing high school and ready to begin her summer before college. Recently, she went through something terrible that has changed the way she looks at most boys. The only exceptions are her faithful guy friends that are, practically, the brothers she never had...plus the new guy in town. Somehow he makes his way past her defenses pretty quickly. But, will it be possible to gain her love? Will she ever consider him as more than a brother? Better yet...will her past let her?

A Lola x yoousung fanfiction

This tells how you and Edward Redmayne meet,all because of a misunderstanding. Which leads to him telling you a secret.

Being an impostor is not an easy task. But when you're an egg stuck to a crewmate's head and get chosen as impostor, difficulty escalates exponentially. Will Oli be able to hide his identity or will he be voted out as an eggpostor? Read and find out!

Marja loves her Octoling partner Ve, but there's one thing she knows all too well. Ve is an absolutely HOPELESS cook. Like, "set fire to cereal" bad. After a meltdown over making breakfast, Marja decides to teach her beloved Veemo a thing or too about good cookin', with her recovering cousin as a hapless test subject...

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS IT'S 1:00 AM AND I THOUGHT OF THE IDEA FOR IT WHILE REREADING THE LUNG FIC PLEATHE DONT READ THIS

Leslie, a student of Forestry Faculty in Thailand, was a dog lover. It was obvious since she mourned her dog passing away in the early summer. Then, a month forward, she decided to buy a golden retriever. She called it 'Ollie'. Despite of its adorable appearance, Ollie was actually an empress which was cursed and born as a dog. As the time passed, Leslie being bullied by her friends figured it out accidentally. Would she treat Ollie fairly although she knew the truth?

I'm making the mother of all stories, Jack. Can't fret over every misspelling.

A poem about making omelettes and a lifetime together.

So this is a collections of poems that I write at school in my -Er- Free time... ( Mysterious bird: *Cough*-slacker-*cough*cough*... LW: Shush you..TT^TT Mysterious bird: Alright, alright... jeez...)

One day after running around for a bit Sonic meets a manx cat named Tiara and starts to hang out with her but soon they discover that animals start disappearing and robots start invading so they decide to go out and stop the robot invasion