Omelette Stories

This articulate piece of literature contains only the most exciting twists and turns.

I remember the time I started working for the Horan household and I worked for the first couple of months. Then it just got akward. It all started with Niall Horan from the boy band One Direction. I think he's the one. But I also fell for his band mate Louis Tomlinson, now I am forced to choose. Louis Tomlinson or Niall Horan?

Being an impostor is not an easy task. But when you're an egg stuck to a crewmate's head and get chosen as impostor, difficulty escalates exponentially. Will Oli be able to hide his identity or will he be voted out as an eggpostor? Read and find out!

The three birds. So different, but bonded together by an experience that changed their lives forever. Sacrifice, love, friendship and revenge are all intertwined in this tale.

I don't regret making this story. You can make fun of it, it's meant to be a joke. WARNING: This book contains simps(me) and CRINGE LOTS OF CRINGE and bad writing cuz I didn't feel like this should make sense so don't make fun of my grammar in this. I didn't even try. Ok bye enjoy cringing and reading this story. also the characters in this are not mine

So this is a collections of poems that I write at school in my -Er- Free time... ( Mysterious bird: *Cough*-slacker-*cough*cough*... LW: Shush you..TT^TT Mysterious bird: Alright, alright... jeez...)

People say everything happens for a reason, whether you want it to or not. I don't know if everything happens for a reason but I do know there was some reason that I was arranged to marry James. It might have been circumstances but I like to believe it was because of the way we feel about each other now. I could sweet talk this story all you want but you wouldn't get the truth. Even though our relationship is pretty perfect now, it hasn't always been.

I'm making the mother of all stories, Jack. Can't fret over every misspelling.

A poem about making omelettes and a lifetime together.

A 100% safe and normal recipe by the 4th dimensional goat himself! 1!! 1 🤑

Marja loves her Octoling partner Ve, but there's one thing she knows all too well. Ve is an absolutely HOPELESS cook. Like, "set fire to cereal" bad. After a meltdown over making breakfast, Marja decides to teach her beloved Veemo a thing or too about good cookin', with her recovering cousin as a hapless test subject...

Katelynn is just finishing high school and ready to begin her summer before college. Recently, she went through something terrible that has changed the way she looks at most boys. The only exceptions are her faithful guy friends that are, practically, the brothers she never had...plus the new guy in town. Somehow he makes his way past her defenses pretty quickly. But, will it be possible to gain her love? Will she ever consider him as more than a brother? Better yet...will her past let her?