Oncelerxlorax Stories

im not okay

overall tw/cw for swearing , individual tws/cws will be in their respectful chapters also i am not trying to have good grammar or spelling so if you cant reaf messy typing , sorry uh

this is satire.... totally.... haha...

I hate it 😭😭😭 (My cowriter is sleppy_pillow)

"YOU CUT MY TREES AND ILL BREAK YOUR KNEES" he says, in his sexy italian accent.

Rick has just found out that the lorax has gotten him pregnant and now has to face the tough decision of getting an abortion. Onceler, too, is heart broken because he thought the Lorax was his.

The Lorax meets a really handsome boy in the bathroom and things get real romantic, real quick.

Real not clickbait (i am bored its 2 am) pls give me ideas on what to write (i most likely will never start any of them because of my laziness but WHO CARES I NEED MOTIVATION!!!!!!!)