Onetwobucklemyshoe Stories

group chat text where I just randomly started singing

the #1st book in the TWOZ series. very historically accurate with many credible sources (i made it up) this is satire, don't take any of this seriously, i know its bad updates every Friday and also every Monday and also every Tuesday and also every Wednesday and also every Thursday and also on weekends because i update whenever i feel like original author: me (james cordens very real son)