Onion Stories

Just a warning this will make your banana burst out of the peel and your taco leak. More chapters coming soon

Recently, an ancient book has been uncovered. Along with that book, a forgotten religion was also dug up. Shrekism. Follow along with me, Pope Brown, as I recover the tarnished pages of our loved religion. Every day, new pages of our Shrekian bible are recovered, so stay in tune. And remember, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

I have rewritten Onision's story "Stones to Abbigale" (this version almost nine times shorter than the original and somehow more complex). This took multiple weeks, breaks and looks at reviews to complete. This parody is used in my youtube video, I Actually Write Onision's book (https://youtu.be/Wy5WmCgoGK0), as a sequel to an original video where I critique the video. If you'd like to hear me read it and hear extra commentary then check that out. Ily!

Travel through the world of 'zellig! Maya,mymy,coco,me, zebra plant, and more are waiting for you're help! Read now This isn't meant to be taken seriously, every character (except for ONE 👀) is owned by studio massa

The title says it all.

Farqueef(Farquad) and Shrek have made up by signing a treaty and returning stolen property and Shrek and Farqueef have become the best friends but one day a crisis happens and Farqueef is put in charge of the Ogre world Shrek is love... Shrek is life…

Two teenage workers are working the nightshift at McDonald's.

Max wasn't looking for love but love was looking for Max. Written by Sharin

Just random rants, feel free to leave your opinions if you have any even if it's "bad" because i do not care and will not change my opinion unless yours is valid, anyways, enjoy my rants that i write to get my anger out.