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Comebacks!Wanna know some comebacks for your daily life well here are some!Come and take a peek: ''Your dumb!'' ''Says the one who mistakes the candy M&M for the singer Enimem. '' ~ ''God don't like ugly'' ''Then why does he like you?'' ~ ''I'm sorry accidents happen'' ''Like when your mother gave birth to you'' ~ ''What are mistakes?'' ''Well clearly you are one so the definition of mistakes would be you'' ~ ''If you really want to know how mistakes happen then maybe you should consult your mother about that because apparently she made one'' ~ ''You must've been born on the highway because clearly you were one hell of a mistake'' ~ ''Your very pretty'' ''I could say the same thing about you but then I'd be lying through my teeth'' ~ First Person:''Stop being a smartass'' Third Person:''In order to be a smartass don't you have to be smart because clearly that means your just an ass''. ~ Annoyed Girl:''Kiss My Ass!'' Cocky Girl''Not until you shave it sweetie'' ~ Teacher:''Why haven't you completed my homework assignment?'' Student:''Why haven't you checked my test?'' Teacher:''Because I have other students test to grade'' Student:''Well I have other teachers homework to complete'' ~ ''Your a bitch!'' ''Sorry sweetie but,that name was already taken by your mother'' ~ ''Stupid!'' ''That's not what the dictionary says.It has actually has a image of you on the screen for the definition on the other hand my image is on intelligent''

Misty has never known love, not from family or from a significant other. She has always lived in the forest alone, but surrounded by other fairies, who hate her. Misty is half fairy and half dark fairy, because of her difference she has always been treated unfairly by the fairies. The elves, however, respect her and her differences, they make her a great warrior, and they would rather have Misty on their side than fight against her. The elves and fairies have lived together for thousands of years now, fighting against the dark fairies and keeping humans out of the magical forest. Until a deadly human made disease starts to eat away the forest, and the humans are now mindless creatures attacking anything that smells like flesh. Misty finally ventures out of her forest prison and joins three unlikely allies. Her darkest secrets come out into the light, and she may have finally found love for the first time, but is it enough to keep her own darkness in check?

Jayson Cane Lucero is a famous singer and actor, He's only 24 years old but already have a nice career, On the other hand his bestfriend Maxine Yeseirene Candice Vale is a Nursing student, A 21 years old lady. They've been best friends for a long time, pero hanggang bestfriends nga lang ba?

Bisexual Type of shit↖