Oompaville Stories

my stories when im big dumb or just haven't slept for a week

Welcome to SatirTheories, a journal of all my stupid theories on the FoolishCrew. Most of these- as the name suggests- will have intended satire, so anything that may seem rude should be taken as lighthearted fun. Will some of these actually be structured and supported with evidence? Somehow, yes. Will some of these also be complete stupidity and headcanons? Well, it wouldn't really be a certified theory book without some. I intend to update this at least once every week, most likely on Saturday (Get it? Cause it's SatirTheories on Satirday-), but that is subject to change as time goes on. Feel free to challenge or add on to any theories as well as suggest some, just keep in mind that everything should be respectful to some extent of both the theorists and CCs. SatirTheories can also be found on the Subreddit (r/Socksfor1Submissions) under the same username (u/0Fang_Willow0) if your interested or find it easier to view them there (also saying this so no one calls me out over there-). Now that the informational crap is out of the way, without further ado, I present to you: SatirTheories- a Dumb Journal Filled with Even Dumber Theories.

listen im so bored and hyperfixating so !!! i;ll be doing socks crew oneshots ,! no smut or anything weird please !! i can also do stuff more based in the socksmp ,!!! i really dont know what to put here its 2 in the morning and uhh yeah ?? requests can be platonic or romantic i dont i dont care i just want to write might include gore !! and probably swearing

Ole' oompa and Rift decide to do collaboration in person, but, it doesn't turn out the way they thought it would. This isn't you're everyday gaming video.

unfortunately, this era has come to a close for me. i hope you enjoy the blurbs in this book though, salutations

ummm.... gimme some ideas also I don't update everyday...cuz of modules,visits,and alot of reasons Cover is found in Google...

OOMPAVILLE

oompaville, the king of the furries, papa oompa, is going through a happy time

this is a joke lmao

ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ɪᴅᴏʟꜱ & ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ !! ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪꜰ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ♡

i created this solely for the purpose of protesting all of the "Markiplier(Teacher)X reader(student) smut" stories. i mean seriously, not every markiplier X reader story has to be about that. Let's try something different, shall we? Note: A Land Remembered is a book written by Patrick D. Smith. Just giving credit :/

A stupid Dino x Woolfster Wattpad idk their ages so if you know please tell me, because I dont wanna make a minor x adult fanfic but umm in this Au or sum Woolfster is 20 and dino is 21, yes this has drinking in it 😔

Clint, a guy who seems normal emails two paranormal investigators, Chester and Parker, because he's had the feeling of being watched for the past month. Little did they know that Clint wasn't himself. Sure, he seemed like a normal guy, but the real Clint isn't... A... Normal... Guy- The point is Clint is actually a weird person IRL and whoever Chester and Parker met wasn't him! Quickly enough, they were trapped in Not-Clints sick game. And only one man can save them now... And he has NO IDEA WHAT HE'S DOING! This video is the inspiration for this fan-fic. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEXrR6N5wrA Oompa, if you ever read this... Which you probably won't... BUT IF YOU DO..! Please do a reaction video! I need to know what you think! (God this'll be stupid and fun)

I was a fool to think that the ex-president, Obama would take care of me, like he did with Obama-Care... My life as a vegan was already hard enough. At least BENOFTHEWEEK had my back, right?

lol it's my first time so I hope y'all understand and I'm only 14 so I have school and please enjoy...I guess... Inspired by: @Flametastic Cover pic is from Google

⚠I haven't updated in a while due to lack of ideas⚠ When Y/N gets a job as part of the Teamiplier things start to get a little funner. Having a somewhat happy spirit around the office brightens everyone's mood, even Tyler's. She especially makes someone named Ethan's life more worth fighting for. Also your brother is Caleb (Oompaville). Also, your thoughts and actions totally don't get affected by your alter egos (of course they do), well Mark's and Ethan's come out every once in a while. ~Slow Updates~ Warnings: May contain swears and ultimate cringeyness. Pm for any ideas of feedback.

A book where i do random doodles of the sockgang, doing short comics and probably take doodles request when i feel like it. Hope you enjoy the book :)

Satire lololol

making this was overdue with the amount of incorrect quotes i have i have like. 15 pages or something. i am not counting. but also short stories, story plots, and whatever else i can think of sansfor1 my true love thanks for being my cover for everything all ideas + art by me unless i give credit elsewhere