Oranje storie

Vivianne Miedema joins Arsenal Women's Football Club, where she meets Lisa Evans. Will Lisa be able to find out why Vivianne acts so strangely and does not show any emotions? The answers she will find are going to be nothing she could ever imagine.

"When I was young, I knew I was special. There was this weird mark on my olecranal." The midgety, pimply teen bends his elbow in a chicken-wing, shows it to the old, musty man under the bridge, and in the firelight of a rusting trash-can slowly stretches his tongue out, passionately enveloping his orange-tinged wenis in his saliva. His eyes ease closed. Little Tim-Tim knows what he must do to save himself and his parents and maybe a homeless dude, but can he? Amidst the seeds of chaos some loser will... Uhm. Hm.

Een beschrijving van de moord op Willem van Oranje vanuit het oogpunt van Balthazar Gerard.

Een stront achtergelaten in het bos, waar moet het naartoe hetis nog niet oud genoeg om op zijn eentje te overleven