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"'y/n...' he whispered. 'did you know geico can
save you 15% or more on car insurance?' he asked sexily. "
or; your trip to a party doesn't quite go as
expected. you meet a familiar face that you've known of all your life.
(satire obviously, pls I couldn't hold my laughter
as I was writing this it's almost midinght my sister has
probably heard me giggling for the past hour)