Osomatsuangst Stories

This book is Osomatsu-san angst. And by adding "san", I mean every Matsu. Not just Osomatsu. Not just Karamatsu. Not just Choromatsu. Not just Ichimatsu. Not just Jyushimatsu. Not just Todomatsu. All freaking six of them. Boy, this is going to be fun. Another song fanfiction. Can you guess what song I'm basing this off of? Probably not. But, if you figure it out, I'll give you a free hug. And if you don't like free hugs, I'll give you a free slap across the face. Because screw you, I love hugs. ~ Petunia Paisley/Satan (you decide who I am)

"Just like a peach, your mere existence to me was soft, sweet, and amazing."

This is just a short thing I wrote one night while listening to "Spring Rain" by Yiruma- I have no intentions of ever completing this fanfic.

Once again, I have returned with a crappy angst book to satisfy all your sick needs. This time around, it's Osomatsu X Choromatsu angsty fluff stuff. If you get triggered by those sorts of things, just go away pleaaaaase ~~~~~~ This book, (although I already kinda had something like this in mind) was requested by @Kittysans I hope you enjoy!~ ~ Petunia Paisley

Stages of Sorrow 1 - You encounter a brand new, monochrome world that you're forced to accept wether you like it or not. 2 - You are forced to keep each and every emotion inside, like dead grass that has been covered in inches upon inches of thick, pure snow in the dead of winter. 2.5 - You feel a particular numbness, and the only way that it will go away, is for a strong force to melt your ice cold mind back to its original state. This is an impossible thing. 3 - No help is to ever come. Instead, you must reminisce over the past and hurt yourself even more by remembering all that once brought you joy. 4 - Accept that joy has vanished and every human being is a filthy liar. Not a single person has ever just spoken the truth, so how can you tell when one is being truthful or not? 5 - Take action. 6 -Commit suicide.

Homura's Story ~ This fan fiction is from the perspective of Homura, the disconsolate maiden. She seems to have many pointless sorrows and worries, holding her back from discovering who she truly is on the inside. With the help of a friend, slowly, her life begins to fall right into place.

"Your happiness is my happiness."

(Book 1 of 3) Ichimatsu has always been a loner, yet he secretly wants to change that. He lies to himself constantly, telling himself that he doesn't need other's help to survive... This story may trigger a few people. It mentions things such as: self harm, depression, anxiety, and suicide attempts. If you're NOT okay with those things, I would suggest you click off of this book right now. ~ Petunia Paisley If you cry easily like I do, maybe...have a box of tissues with you? I dunno. I cry while writing half this crap. You probably won't though.

"Matsuno...Is a name that brings shame to the world now. With both parents gone, who even are we..? Or should I say, who am I?" ~~~~ This is a short bedtime story I wrote for my friend last night~ (I'll have her tagged)

Ichimatsu, a sixteen year old boy, is cursed by an unknown source for the wrongdoings of his twenty-three year old brother, Karamatsu. ~~~~~~~~ Here's a quick reminder: None of the characters in this story are meant to mirror their "actual character" this time around. The only thing that's "Osomatsu San" about it, is the fact that all six of them are in it.

Ichimatsu angst?

Karamatsu, a broken priest within a broken world, learns in the most difficult ways to cope with the world's sorrows. (Oh wow, a great description! Don't worry, I'll have that fixed soon.) *W A R N I N G* This fanfic is going to be very freaking religious. If you get offended by this, turn away now. You have been warned.