HiromiHiguruma_
Honestly, you weren't even that big of a fan of JJK. Until you saw this one man.
This one man who led you into series of you trying to full understand everything about 'Jujutsu techniques' just so that you could comprehend how beautiful, glorious, intelligent, charming, thoughtful, strong, brilliant, passionate, wise 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗮 was.
You were definitely not complaining that you died and got reincarnated in JJK. Now you just had one goal.
Get the COOKIE.
Oh and save some ppl on the way ig. Or smth ts pmo ts pmo
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"Sensei, [Name]'s tweaking out again."
"Eh, leave him be. He's been like that ever since we met, kiddo."
"HIGURAUMRUAUGRIFEAFONEIFAHIOWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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"Don't you remember me?"
"I do. I remember you stalking me 2 days ago."
"oh ok"
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"I will rip out your armpit hair and make you snort it if you get in the way of my goal."
"I'm sorry..?"
"[NAME] STOP MAKING THE KING OF CURSES SCARED."
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Warnings are on the second chapter of the story. It's JJK, so please know what you're getting yourself into when reading this story. Also yes this is half-crackfic.
Ig inspired by: @V1_Ultrakill_ bc they did help me with ts son im crine