Ous Stories

This a failed attempt at getting you to laugh (please tell me if I did).

JOKES GALORE! COME ONE, COME ALL!

This collection contains assorted humorous prose, and perhaps some humorous poems if I'm in the mood, bearing in mind that this collection may not be funny, at all.

Meet the Cooper family: there's the Queen band member wannabe (and eldest brother), Haiden, the elder sister, Vivi, obsessed with nothing other than boys and piercings, the attention-seeking four year old, Finn and the cat named Snape. Caught up in the middle of it all is 'Kenzie, trying to make sense of her mad family and why she exists.Convinced she is the only normal one, Kenzie struggles to realise that each member of her family is trying their hardest to cope. To muddle through. When their parents reach breaking point and are bordering on divorce, they send the Cooper siblings to a distant relative in the Lancashire countryside, where their accommodation proves most eerie and rather intruiging indeed, leaving Haiden, Vivi, Finn and Kenzie to reflect on life after their youngest brother's passing, the 'other half', to Finn, the twin he never got to meet. And as secrets unravel themselves in the little Lancashire village they are staying in, the four find themselves struggling to keep muddling through. A great story if you like stories about life's ups and downs, capturing the personalites of the world's colourful and interesting people along the way.

Amber Adams has a pretty amazing life. Three best friends she wouldn't trade the world for. Loving guardians, loving sister, she has everything... until she has to leave it behind to live with her father who was just released from jail. And she just doesn't want to go (who would?). She's never even see his face! And, he says it's his fault Amber's mother died. When Amber leaves, will she discover the lost (well, to her) story of her mothers death? She wants to, but she can't do it alone. She can't leave behind her three best friends.///////////Not sure if i want to continue, give me time to think, please!

Life for the carefree people of Zatis makes an unexpected, violent turn with the arrival of a human from Earth. When war breaks out, a group of exiled Zatisians must go on a pilgrimage to the lost moon of Qato to save their people, or else all would be lost forever. Copyright © 2014 Ciara Johnson Warning: May contain mature and/or graphic scenes and content and adult language. Reader discretion is advised.

This is the last story I've wrote for "Working for Heat" series. And one I really enjoyed writing. Although not a true Working for Heat story, I couldn't help it, but to include it there. I do have to apologize for the historical, personal and physics inaccuracies that may occur in this story, and I hope the gentlemen depicted there can forgive me, for I know, they were truly the heroes of our times. For more "Working for Heat" stories, check out my book: http://www.amazon.com/Working-Heat-II-ebook/dp/B006H9YCJI/

That annoying little thing that you kill once it poke your food.

Random short stories or thoughts. I don't know what to do with my life, so I made this! Yeah! 😂