Ous Stories

JOKES GALORE! COME ONE, COME ALL!

This collection contains assorted humorous prose, and perhaps some humorous poems if I'm in the mood, bearing in mind that this collection may not be funny, at all.

A story about one of my characters named Inten Feline Fey aka "The White Cat" and her adventures as a villain. You will also follow the basic stuff in her life such as Love, Work, and Friends, stuff like that.

Meet the Cooper family: there's the Queen band member wannabe (and eldest brother), Haiden, the elder sister, Vivi, obsessed with nothing other than boys and piercings, the attention-seeking four year old, Finn and the cat named Snape. Caught up in the middle of it all is 'Kenzie, trying to make sense of her mad family and why she exists.Convinced she is the only normal one, Kenzie struggles to realise that each member of her family is trying their hardest to cope. To muddle through. When their parents reach breaking point and are bordering on divorce, they send the Cooper siblings to a distant relative in the Lancashire countryside, where their accommodation proves most eerie and rather intruiging indeed, leaving Haiden, Vivi, Finn and Kenzie to reflect on life after their youngest brother's passing, the 'other half', to Finn, the twin he never got to meet. And as secrets unravel themselves in the little Lancashire village they are staying in, the four find themselves struggling to keep muddling through. A great story if you like stories about life's ups and downs, capturing the personalites of the world's colourful and interesting people along the way.

Meet Katie Roman. A regular, spunky and impertinent girl, just starting her senior year in high school. She is a popular girl and guys follow her every move. But unlike all the other girls in her school, she has never had a boyfriend. She has never been in love, and she couldn't care less. Enter Hannah Perkins, Katie's best friend. She is the opposite of Katie; she falls for everyone. Along with the help of Katie's other best friend, Devon, Hannah is going to help Katie. Katie needs to learn how to fall in love. Four guys enter her life, each making their attempt on making her fall in love with one of them Follow Katie in her adventure to find her significant other. He might be closer than you think.

Random short stories or thoughts. I don't know what to do with my life, so I made this! Yeah! 😂

Apparently, seventeen years ago when my parents named their kids, they were searching for the most embarrassing names they could find. I mean, what parent doesn't want their kids to be teased for the rest of their lives? (Cue eye roll) Wanna know my twin brother's name? Dick. And no, it's not short for Richard. (Sometimes he really does live up to his name, though.) But my name is much worse than my brother's. Ever since my fifth grade class watched "the video" (y'know, the one about puberty and sex?) I've been getting teased about it. The name in question? Uranus.

This a failed attempt at getting you to laugh (please tell me if I did).

Life for the carefree people of Zatis makes an unexpected, violent turn with the arrival of a human from Earth. When war breaks out, a group of exiled Zatisians must go on a pilgrimage to the lost moon of Qato to save their people, or else all would be lost forever. Copyright © 2014 Ciara Johnson Warning: May contain mature and/or graphic scenes and content and adult language. Reader discretion is advised.