Outrageous Stories

1 year has passed since the events of Sonic x Lilac in Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. Peace has been restored to Earth, Mobius, Avalice and Cybertron. But all of that ends when Unicron returns to destroy Mobius and Avalice, but this time, he's not just after the planets. He's after Sonic and Lilac. Scourge, Battletrap and Nightbird have also returned, but this time, they're more powerful than they were before with the help of a new servant of Unicron. The Transformers arrive to save Mobius and Avalice and offer to help Lilac and Sonic save their worlds, only to discover that Earth, Cybertron, Avalice and Mobius are all linked. This is the final fight against Unicron and the Sonic Heroes, Freedom Planet Heroes, Autobots and Maximals are willing to risk and sacrifice anything to save their four homes, along with one friend all of whom know. Galaxia. I do not own any of these characters except for Galaxia. Sonic belongs to SEGA Freedom Planet belongs to GalaxyTrail And Transformers belongs to Hasbro Studios WARNING: Blood, gore, violence, torture, graphic content, swearing, extremely sad and mature content, etc. Do not read if you are uncomfortable with this story.

A rebellious redhead, a instigative ex-hood member, a hapless distinguished individual, an accident-prone mad scientist and a patriotic Russian merc who REALLY loves vodka, all find themselves in the middle of a goofy chain of events, where nothing can possibly go wrong... right?

Jem and the Holograms who doesn't like Jem and the holograms? The misfits that's who. A modern retelling of Jem and the holograms. With a twist. Which means more drama and love triangles.

"Jadelynn Genevieve Berkshire! That's it! I've had it with you and your stints. I'm sending you to live with your father!" my mother had yelled. I had shrugged and said "Whatever." I mean, how many times had she said that? No matter what I did, she never actually sent me to live with my father, until now. I guess using a fake identity to bypass airport security (which my aspiring artist/hacker of a best friend, Cleo, made) to sneak onto One Direction's jet (well actually I got onto the wrong one) to meet Harry Styles and Zayn Malik and being arrested in Australia is the last straw. Oh and did I mention that I was supposed to be attending my Cotillion? Anyways, I didn't really think it through, so now I'm off to live with my father who I haven't seen in 14 years, 11 months and 15 days, but who's counting? Will I be the good perfect little daughter? Hell no. I'm perfectly bad. (NOT a 1D fanfic! Seriously, they're not even in the book, AT ALL!) © 2012 Fantita Kay. All rights reserved. NOTE: Rated PG-13 for swearing, occasional alcohol references and questionable attitudes. Cover image is of Hayden Panettiere, and is not my own. No copyright infringement intended.

A collection of poems.

one night when debo was sleeping four people broke into his home and where in for a rude awakening and left brand new

Hopefully not another sappy romance. This character came into my head and she had to become something. Kara Devizio is something else. She has her past like everyone else. She's in a rut. She's stuck in a life that she has no idea why she's still living it. She's looking for hope. Looking for a reason to keep going. Even if she doesn't know that's what she's looking for. There are hints of dark things. Just a fair warning in case it's too much for certain readers. Eventually why the hints are happening will come out but I will also give a warning before it happens just in case.

“You’re so damn outrageous”, “and you” he points to me “are special”. “Special?” I roll my eyes and laugh. “Seriously?”, “No, you’re much more”. Sixteen year old Janelle Baker, is not perfect, after "it" happened nearly six years ago Janelle hasn't been the same, never stepping outside of the box. Janelle is also looking out for her younger sister Lani as she starts her sophomore year. And keeping an eye out for her best friend Brett. Leo Grahams, new to Mayfair, is labeled social outcast by the student body, and avoided by everyone, except for Janelle and captures her attention. But when Leo Grahams, outrageous, crazy, and maybe insane, is able to push Janelle outside of her little box she's been trapped in for years, Janelle can't help but to develop strong feelings for him, ones she has never felt before, and Leo finds himself falling for Janelle, and her smile. "Why'd she have to be so damn perfect?" "He captured me with just one smile." "It's a sister thing." "I won't let anyone hurt you, I pinky promise." "You are beautiful in every single way." "This love is ours."

Making a red neck sprinkler playing in a red neck sprinkler and having fun

This is my first real attempt at poetry. Therefore, its purpose is still unclear, but let it wash over you and you might find a glint of gold beckoning to breathe fire in you beneath the darkness.

A group of men must journey to the Chuck E Cheese in the afterlife to rescue their leader and fix the ticket machine. Unfortunately, while they are there, they make some enemies that involve them in the bloodiest war the galaxy has ever seen. Can The Arps Sweev, Grandma Tarkin, and Lord Fork end the war and restore peace to the galaxy? An outrageous parody of Star Wars from the author of The Adventures of Scrolllllock Home!

Classic literature comes alive in this story of yet another Paradise Lost ; of the angst that pursues unfortunate emigrants everywhere and throughout all of history. Since the beginnings of civilisation, the learned man has always held barbarity in contempt. Follow the incredible third-world adventures of Classics professor Alberto Márquez and his family, as he makes desperate efforts not to escape the land he once loved. Warning : strong violence and vulgar sex scenes as well as outrageously barbaric and savage language.

A man walks into a bar and starts reading this joke book and another man comes up behind him and asks what he's doing and the man says reading a hilarious book you should try it .

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