Paigedro Stories

paigedro is the dankest human alive. but now she has to defend her dank throne and title when a child of all the dankest memes runs for dank president (Won "DANKEST FIC" in @paigedro's contest)

[READ THIS: THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF DANK DIARIES. UNLESS YOU'RE POSITIVE THIS IS THE VERSION YOU WANT TO READ, PLEASE GO TO THE ONE LABELED [OFFICAL].] Meet Paige Drob. She drinks Clorox everyday because people tell her to spin a Prizewheel. Paige has two friends named Larry Stu and Mary Sue. One day, Bob Duncan, the principal of Paigedro Middle School died. And Larry, Mary, and Paige have to find Donald Trump, who's penis magic was so strong he killed Principal Duncan. In this spiritual, meaningful, emotional story, the mystery and charm is strong. Reviewers have said the story is sadder than the fact America is either getting Clinton or Trump as president. WARNING: When reading this book you may lose: Your sperm, your virginity, your Seven Deadly Sins keychain you forgot you had because we stole it before you where even born, your Mr. Krabs, your anime/manga, your make-up company, your Melanie Martinez, and more. Mignonne is in no way responsible for the loss and suing her will result in her middle finger shoved up your ass. "Dank" writing on cover by MissMintyMagic, her attempt to make cringe hand writing. Cover by me. Girl in Thumbnail: Paige Drob Cover currently updated to be even more cringey.

a fanfiction of @_paigedro_ for @_paigedro_ read at your own risk.

(Entry for Paigedro's writing contest) One night, Paige Drob was happily screwing with people on the Internet, when suddenly she was standing in front of a house in an unfamiliar town, in the middle of Alberta, Canada. Now that she's at a new school, she has tons of enemies who have read her books and also just hate her bacause she's her. Will she overcome all her natural difficulties as well as her supernatural ones?