Painxitachi mga kuwento

This is just a cringe story, so please no hate. Why is Tobi swearing?! Why is Pain having fun?! Why do Kisame, Zetsu and Kakazu all look guilty? Why is Hidan playing like a little girl?! Find out in 'Why the Akatsuki members don't drink' Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters!