KrystalMoonshine
I DONT KNOW EDWARD FIRST THEN SANS I GOT BORED
Dying in a freak morning accident was annoying.
Waking up in Forks, Washington as Charlie Swan's adopted baby was worse. But ditching a brooding, hundred-year-old vegetarian vampire for a 5'9" skeleton in pink house slippers? Best decision of my life.
Reincarnated with all her modern memories, meta-knowledge, and an impenetrable telepathic static shield, Krystal Swan had zero plans to play along with the canon melodrama.
Dating Edward Cullen was a chaotic trial subscription; breaking up with him when he tried his dramatic martyr routine in the woods was effortless.
But when a hike up Mount Ebott drops her straight through the roots of the Olympic Peninsula and into the sealed subterranean Underground, the script doesn't just shatter-it burns to ash.
Enter Sans: lazy sentry, quantum anomaly, and a monster who doesn't brood, hover, or treat her like fragile porcelain. Between hot bowls of chicken sopas, broken resets, void-black family secrets, and a possessive ex-vampire stalking the timberline, Krystal didn't just break the timeline.
She gave tomorrow to a skeleton who thought he'd never nave one.