Parachute Stories

Written according to the song 'Forever and Always' by Parachute

Some of the worst poems ever written, locked away where no-one should ever ever read them. *Written by me unless otherwise specified. "My Poem" is my own version of Simon Armitage's "Poem". It is all about the good and bad things I have done in my life but obviously not as good and less exciting as I'm only young. Flockynockynihilipilification - Something Worthless Epic - 1. A long poem, typically one derived from ancient oral tradition, narrating the deeds and adventures of heroic or legendary figures or the history of a nation. 2. Heroic or grand in scale or character Fail - A grade that is not high enough to pass an examination or test