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that prince of troy got an ASS on him
Posted by Achilles at 11pm - only twenty minutes prior. Seventeen thousand comments, twenty thousand retweets and thirty thousand likes.
Almost dizzy with fright, Paris makes his way to his brother's chambers in a haze, bumping into many people as he does, busy as he is with staring at his phone. In the ten minutes it takes him to reach Hector, the tweet gains twelve thousand more likes.
OR: What if, inexplicably, everyone during the Trojan war has phones?