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What if a self-help book taught you how to start a cult? Welcome to The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Cult Leader - a totally fake, hilariously unhinged manual by Luna V. Light, Ph.D. in Vibes. Inside: fake followers, fake crystals, suspicious rituals, and overpriced moon-charged tea. 📿 10 steps to becoming adored, feared, and wildly merchandised. 📌 This is satire. This is comedy. 📵 If you're starting a real cult... please go touch grass. Read at your own risk (of laughing too hard).