Partynoob Stories

hi goys so my motivation SKYROCKETED and I'm so full of joy and whimsy!! 😱 credit to story cover artist you art so chool 👅 Name Abbreviations: figure it out yourself from still within me. (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ Includes: Angst (mostly pest n folly stuff and wallmark but there's gunna be angst in every ship or whatever thing) Blood Drowning Dislocation Cutting off of body parts Penetration Other disturbing body stuff bye twin I love you twin ^^

It's party time 🎉‼️ Welcome to my first partybeetle story, it may not be the best but I'm trying! This is a slow burn so beware... Just your standard Partybeetle story, I will be including such mentions as PartyGuest-(He's 'Pest's old design' as some people think, but he's actually a hidden character in the lore, he went missing in 2017 according to Theo/Pest's creator. He used to be good friends with PartyNoob before going missing. Just a little backstory on him.) Other ships such as, Spive, clownhammer-(if I decide to write it- Potential skaterlight, Wallmark, gregoriah x Buttondrop, and a few others are included. Pest is still a jerk, dw. Trying my best to write this accurately to their personalities... I'll update this more later. Happy Reading!

[Forgot to add but the original characters are not mine!! They belong to Axolotl Sun or Yeucc_c] {HUMAN AU} Poob finds himself walking to the Subway late one night and bumps into Pest who tags along for who knows why, next thing they know they're sleeping in the same bed! (Might be smut, but probably not) This is not a smutty story but meant to be a soft slow burn from friends to lovers. Enjoy! I'm not an old man I just don't like sharing my personal information online because it scares me and probably have DID

basically just a little shop of horrors x regretevator crossover I made up one day

Made this for my brothers au thing

"When will we ever have freedom?"

Insert sublime lyrics here

Lil thing i prob wont publish or finished even ;_;

Infected has been missing for 3 weeks. ~ ~ ~ basically the infection mr made for poob going crazy lmao very bland au that isnt well thought out but self indulgent and thats all that matters 👍 i swear this was an original idea i came up with it ages ago anyways go play regretevator guys its super cool

DISCONTINUED son.ike uhhh yk when ur so bored you make random stories in ur mind so yeah that's basiclly it but regretevator so yeah :3

on the elevator regretevator ya

(NOT MY ART / TEMPORARY COVER / FOUND ON PINTEREST) CREDITS: ! .KEYGEN / TUNDRA 🗯️‼️ This place isn't real. It never was. It's just a game, and they all knew it. So why were they playing it? The interesting thing about the Regretavator was the fact that you never really knew what to expect. Each floor was different and there was no way to tell what was coming. Maybe it could be good. Maybe it could be bad. Floor after floor, it never seemed to end. There was always another game to complete for reasons nobody ever really knew the reason for. You just did. That was the life. Sometimes, you start to wonder how you even got here though - a simple question that was often overlooked. Nobody seemed to remember anything from before this, and strangely, they also didn't seem to care. Those who did were not listened to, each left to their own thoughts and fears. There's something missing from this all. It all feels wrong. Why can't they remember? What was this all for? Doesn't anyone see? Why don't they see? This is all some sort of trap. Some experiment? What's wrong with this place? How do they leave? Why are they here? This place isn't real. It never was. It's just a game, and they all knew it. So why were they playing it? What is the Regretavator?

Party Noob's idea of Pests personality is extremely flawed, and Pest makes it clear, because god damn, he does not want Party noob involved in his life, or anyone, for that matter(That mindset isn't exactly awesome in an apocalypse). So when Party Noob learns this, they start giving Pest random gifts and trinkets they thought he would like. And they're usually right, so how is Pest going to take this? Date them of course! Full benefits and shit, but Poob still needs to remind themselves on how Pest's thought process works, so follow them on this wacky ass journey through trying to cope with the fact that Pest struggles to love unconditionally. !Trigger warning! -Major character death -Mentions of Blood/Gore -HEAVY angst -Implications of suicide -Other topics some may find disturbing Extra Notes: -Partybeetle for most of the book and Skaterbeetle at the end -Spive and Wallmark are mentioned but hardly touched up apon

-- [ SO . . . READY FOR A VOYAGE IN THE ELEVATOR? ] Also known as . . . This silly person creating one shots once more for regretevator fans out there! -- [ OTHER THAN WACKY SHENANIGANS , THIS LONG ADVENTURE CONTAINS . . . ] - Different characters for upcoming one shots! - Many fluff and occasional angst =) - And of course , my favorite . . . ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!! X3 -- [ THIS ADVENTURE WAS STARTED ON . . . 18 APRIL 2024! ]

A request book to one of my favorite polyships. :> REQUEST OPEN

Partynoob, or Poob, has a big secret that is a part of their identity. They're a fungi, straight up mushroom, and they haven't told anyone, yet.

General Warnings: Transphobia, Curse Words, Physical Abuse Poob is finally experiencing the limits of their mental stability. The constant violence and destruction of their home has taken its toll. Read and watch as Poob spirals and distracts themselves with "PARTEH"ing! Meanwhile, an unsuspected bystander observes this downward spiral. Will Poob forever be stuck in an endless loop of escapism and dance the night away? Or will they stop the music? ☆ Author's Note: * If you like this fanfic, please lmk! Comments are super very appreciated. Honestly, I only post to Wattpad to see funny comments, the community here is very funny. * Also other things to note; This isn't a Poob X Pest fanfic. Poob uses purely They/Them pronouns in my this fanfic. Pest's den does not have a canon design yet, this is just my interpretation.

So errr this story has some smut So if you don't like smut ermmm don't read this 😓😓😓

Y/N is a normal individual living in Modern Bizville. Life is swell, mostly. He's been dealing with self loathing ever since he existed, and the only way to mute these feelings is to hang out with his two best friends, the Noob and the Guest. One day, he finally got tickets to the most awaited event of the year, The Visionaries Innovation Presentation Convention! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish this plane would never land. Let's take another lap around if we can! I could watch every shi**y movie known to man! Oh, ain't this grand? I pray this flight don't end. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------