Partyparrot Stories

It's been a year since the global ban on plastic bags. The only people who still have them are hoarders, upcyclers, clean freaks and seniors. The world is a different place. Plastic bags are frowned upon but many folks can't stomach the rising costs of reusable tote bags and can't seem to find them since the black market emerged. This spells opportunity for me. I'm Ari. You can call me The Plastic Pusher. Take my card. You'll be glad you did. ****************************************** WARNING: This story has F words and stuff. So if you don't like F words. Probably don't read. If you like F words, then read on my friend. Read on.

The next Empire will be run out of homeroom

Recently, I've started to journal the thought process for my designs. This story is about a few case studies from Growth-Hack Design while working on Wattpad's Growth-Retention Team. I have upcoming parts in the pipeline so stay tuned for more. Up next are some notes on designing strictly for iOS and a post about User Research.

We are propped up and then crushed. We are filled up and then drained. We are held and then dumped. We live a short but beautiful life. We only have one chance to find true love before we get dumped. The lottery begins once we arrive at the coffee shop...

Many have called the avocado "nature's butter." Those people are horribly, horribly wrong. Nature's butter is ACTUAL BUTTER, and over the course of a surprisingly uncomplicated but transformative journey, you'll see why. Let the beautiful metamorphosis unfold!

A young college student gets her first real job working for a popular music streaming company everything changes when she begins a torrid affair with her famous boss that he vehemently denies. No one believes her until she finally reveals the shocking evidence that leaves everyone speechless.

The summer at Ischia, re-imagined. With Nino, Lenu and Lila. This takes place during events from Book Two, so if you haven't gotten that far in the series, this fanfic will contain spoilers. I'm sorry! But also, just read the second book already; it's awesome.

Our moms were right after all. Who cares who wins or who loses? The winners? Okay, maybe they do, but I don't. This self-help book will teach you how to keep it cool every time you fail. Just like me. xoxo Leo DiCaprio

I'll be upfront about it. This is a love story. Nothing more, nothing less. It's probably not even as exciting as 95% of the stories out there. But it's mine. And it's real. It exists in the looks, the words, the experiences we've shared and we'll keep sharing. And it began 7 summers ago.

A collection of micro-memoirs from a 2011 trip to Kenya.

The first Instagram photo Ellie posts to make things Internet Official is a picture of Arlo sprawled on her couch, head tipped back as he laughs. The caption just says "havin' a laugh :)". The internet implodes.

My life is one long adventure, and I've got many stories to tell. I remember most of the big events and moments but some of the everyday snippets of life get lost in all the chaos. When I had my first child, I kept track of all his milestones and special moments, but with the arrival of baby#2, then a couple years later baby#3, time seems to have suddenly sped up and all the little moments seem to be getting lost in the everyday hustle of life. For years I have been thinking about writing down these moments, and I wish I had started sooner, but guess its better late than never! I'm writing this story mainly to remember all the everyday moments that may be forgotten years down the road and something for my kids to look back on when they grow up!

A foodies guide to travel + food. I'll take you city to city compiling a list of my favourite places to indulge in fine grub, coffee and cocktails!

"Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I have a dream... That one day on the green slopes on Hollywood, the amazing and diverse talent we have will have the opportunity to shine in a variety of roles worthy of them... Until then, this dream will live on the pages of this story!!

Photos and tips about my journey to Turkey during September of 2015. There is also a Chinese version 中文版在此: http://wattpad.com/story/64128305

Elise is hiding a secret. A secret with the Peacock Cloak Maker.

You've been there. On the phone with "customer". "service". Or standing opposite the "reservations" desk to collect "your" rental car or check into "your" hotel room. But it doesn't play out the way it should...... read more to feel like you're in good company.......

Earth places Mars under martial law, after a group of Martian colonists launch a revolution against the distant Earth government. For decades, the people of Mars have worked to terraform the planet for a future generation of elite Earth citizens, but now they are claiming it for themselves.