Pastabuse Stories

Season 1 of Paranormal Oxygen! Follows the two Paranormal Investigators (and childhood best friends) Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast, in the small town of Little Buttz, North Carolina (located in the 4th Dimension)! Also following many side characters, including OCs. After an unspoken incident last year involving the infamous Acachalla family, the Paranormal Investigation team, known as PIE, hasn't been the MOST well-regarded Paranormal team (the last one having been run out of town in shame). Now, the two members are doing their best to regain their lost reputation and make it through each week! Danger seems to follow them wherever they go, but they work hard to get through everything together. A story about friendship, lingering trauma, the paranormal, and found family as they all do their best in this weird world they live in! (..And dealing with possible growing feelings between the two Investigators?) Regardless of whatever life throws at them, they choose to go through it together. Just a silly fanfiction I'm writing for fun, and wanted to share it! Based on reimagined VenturianTale lore with an episodic format, with chapters as seasons and episodes! (Also on my AO3!) Also delves into trauma, manipulation, past abuse, and parasitic relationships

"She lives quietly, hidden from the world, a timid soul who has only known fear and solitude. He stands before her as a wall of ice-cold words, hard eyes, a man feared by all. To her, he is cruel. To himself, he is a shield. For beneath his ruthless exterior lies a love so fierce it could burn through the coldest winter. She is the last petal of warmth in his frozen world... but can a fragile bloom survive when spring is forbidden to come?"

VERY SLOW UPDATES ❀ ON HOLD 木漏れ日 | ko•mo•re•bi | : (n) sunlight that filters through the leaves of trees ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ. At the tender age of ten, Camellia met her older brothers, whom she never knew existed. They were distant and guarded, carved from past shadows and unspoken rules. And she couldn't shake the feeling that she had stepped into a family she didn't belong in... and never would. FIRST DRAFT (3RD PERSON POV AND SLOW BURN) COVER PICTURE IS NOT MINE (PINTEREST) ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE

Eventually CharlieBabeWilly~ willy gonna suffer a lot hehe

Ahh~ Another love story about a jock and a nerd-! ☺ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ! ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ғᴏʟᴋs!- 😡 You and yo tinyself can shush! But where was I? Oh right! High school romance, typical love story, with a twist! It's a boy's love story! 😒😅 ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ.. ʙᴜᴛ! ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴏᴅᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴘᴀsᴛ? ᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs-? 🤨 WILL YOU SHUSH?!? 😤 you're gonna spoil it! Ugh! Fine I'll say the actual plot 😒 Theodore although as a very cute appearance, under all the pink and smiles,and smarts hides a tragic and traumatic past. But he doesn't let that stop him. Not even the bully's he deals with. Did I mention he cant see faces? Haru is the typical popular kid in school. He's very thing that girls want, and boys want to be. He's (lack for a better word) perfect. Daddys rich, captain of his basketball team, looks like he stepped out a modeling ad. Yup! That all checks out! He the typical jock. ʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɪɴ sʜᴀᴍʙʟᴇs ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘʀᴇssᴜʀᴇ ᴏɴ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜɪs ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs, ʀᴇᴘᴜᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ʜᴇs ɢᴀʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴋᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ʜɪs ɢʀᴀᴅᴇs ʜɪɢʜ- OKAY I get it I didnt say the full thing! But if you tell the reader all of that then they may not wanna read the book! ᴏᴏᴘs! ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇɴ...ʏᴏᴜ! ʏᴇs ʏᴏᴜ! ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ? ɢᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ! ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ɪᴛ! (Okay that was fun to make I think I may make all of my summarys for my books like that 😆😭 but I hope you enjoy!)

Head scientist of S.H.I.E.L.D. and part-time agent, Dr. Bruce Banner finds himself in an alternate timeline where he meets Natasha Romanoff, a Black Widow working for the Red Room. After he helps save a Widow under Natasha's command, the two are quickly arranged to be married. But what does Dreykov, the leader of the Red Room, gain from this? As Bruce and Natasha fall in love, the scientist/agent must choose between getting him and his new wife back to his timeline, or saving a world that needs them. A Brutasha "Outlander" AU

The war is over, classes have started back accident takes place when Neville's potion goes wrong and exploded on Harry. Harry, now 5 years old with some new, unexpected furry appendages is to be taken care of by none other than Draco Malfoy. Now Draco has to protect Harry from memories of the past while dealing with new found affections. Will he be able to juggle his problem while dealing with an angst ridden friend? DMHP. Creature!Harry This is also posted on fanfiction.net. I use mostly that site and have only just joined the wattpad community. If I post something like responding to people who have reviewed in my previous story, please just ignore it. I will be posting to fanfiction.net format, what I'm used to. Also, I'm sure everything in the hashtags are not all my warnings but please bare with me. If you see depression, prepare for the worst. I don't like to spoil anything so if these things are triggering or you just don't like anything, it might be best for you to look for another story. I will do my best to warn you of anything of the sort. The first thirteen chapters are just going to be copy-and-pasted though. By the way, you can check out this story on fanfiction to get more warnings throughout the story. Thanks for clicking on my story and enjoy :)

"When Armaan least expected it, love walked into their life in the form of Tani ........................ A serendipitous encounter, a lingering gaze, and a spark of attraction that neither of them could ignore. As they embarked on a whirlwind romance, they found themselves lost in the depths of each other's eyes, their hearts beating as one. But as their love grew stronger, secrets and lies threatened to tear them apart. Will they be able to overcome the obstacles and find their happily ever after? Or will the weight of their past mistakes crush their dreams of a future together? Dive into this passionate and emotional journey of love, heartbreak, and self-discovery, as Armaan and Tani navigate the ups and downs of romance, and discover the true meaning of love, trust, and forgiveness." Please show your love and support 😍

Unknown number: i need to know how tall obama is rn!!! Unknown number: denki???? Cross posted on ao3 under the username; tooaceforthisshit

"𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓵𝓾𝓮𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓬𝓸𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓹𝓮𝓻" ๑ 🫐 ๑ ℰ𝓀𝒶𝓃𝓈𝒽 𝒜𝓰𝓃𝒾𝒽ℴ𝓉𝓇𝒾, He's 28, tall and sharp in every sense ,pale winter skin, light brown eyes rimmed with quiet midnight blue, black hair that falls just wrong enough to look perfect.A scar carving silence on his left cheek. OCD polished habits and a past he never touches cold, controlled, and carefully, yet secretly starving for warmth, softness and someone who doesn't run.. 𝒜𝓎ℯ𝓈𝒽𝒶 ℛℴ𝓎 , She's 25, an artist and a poet with caramel skin and dark chocolate eyes, and butt length light curly hair. living alone in a paint scattered apartment where canvases, poems, and blueberry stains fight for space She is messy, fragile, beautiful ..a heart that breaks loudly and heals quietly, still believing that love might be real even when the world has not been kind. ๑ 🫐 ๑ she lives like a half finished painting and he lives like an instruction manual, yet somehow their balconies grow closer each night, her dreamy eyes meet his cold gaze and they begin to find a home in each other.. What happens when the girl who believes in love meets the man who secretly wishes he could? ๑ 🫐 ๑

Stiles brings derek what he had been missing a pack derek brings stiles something he had never had love

Yuto has to leave his home to live with his two best friends after his parents killed. He's bitter about it and can't wait until he turns 18 so he can go back home. After moving in with Shay and Lulu, Yuto meets Yuya, who seems very happy and loves to have fun. Yuto can't help but feel something for Yuya but at the same time, he feels like Yuya is hiding something... I don't own Yugioh Arc V, the characters or the picture on the book cover. I just own the story idea.

Now out from under the control of Aunt May, Peter doesn't know what to do with his newfound freedom. His instincts tell him to completely throw himself into the role of Spider-Man, but his newly adopted parents, Tony and Pepper Stark, want to gently guide him into living a normal teenage life. Will Peter learn that there is more to life than Spider-Man? Or will one man's obsession for revenge show Nor that Peter Parker died long ago? [Book 2 in The Broken Nor Series] [NOT A STAND ALONE] [See 1st Book: Always Silent, Peter Darling]

When Gaius becomes in charge of the Glee club, Merlin wants to join but his mother doesn't want him to because she is afraid his magic will be discovered. Merlin disobeys, and joins anyway. Arthur wants to concentrate on football and his relationship with Gwen. But he becomes entranced by Merlin and realizes he is hiding a dangerous secret. So Arthur joins Glee to become closer to Merlin and try to save him from his secret. Will Arthur discover the past haunting Merlin before it is too late to save Merlin? Unbeknownst to his friends Merlin struggles with a dark secret as his past catches up to him. This is also on my archive of our own account: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12893418/chapters/29454543

The words greatest detective wants to move in with the wonderful poet, E. A. Poe. But what happens when ultra deduction can't even pick up on the issues of the tall poet? Yes this is me projecting onto Poe 🏃🏼‍♀️ TW‼️: SH, SA, ED's, MEDICAL ISSUES

Nora has been captured by a mysterious man now it's up to Dolly, the Princess of Oz, on a quest of the rescue as she brings Mallow, China Queen and Wiser to the adventure

Joyce Byers, the anxiety ridden mother of Will Byers, the Zombie Boy of Hawkins, and the weird Jonathan Byers. The town has labeled her crazy, even when she proved her son was alive. She's the not so average citizen. But what makes Joyce so above average?

"No one is perfect, not even Asta." Fifteen bitter years have passed ever since the Spade war, and since then a pilgrimage of holy servants have ruled over the whole continent. Years of being on the run after his revolution, Dandelion, previously known as Asta, crossed paths with his previous past and is forced to face his horrid fate head on. However, the Crown of Destitute lurks above Dandelion's head, and with new alliances will he be able to resist the urge to become the king of his people once again? Or will he run away and only focus on reuniting his broken family?

"You're just like Dad," Toby said. The silence that had followed had been so heavy. Ethan had stood up from where he'd been hiding behind the open refrigerator door and peered over at Toby and his face paled. Francis, without his hearing aids, had caught the harsh words that formed Toby's lips and he stared, eyes wide, at his second-oldest brother. Jasper froze. Toby stepped closer. "That's right, Jaz. You're just like Dad." Jasper looked up at Toby. Their eyes bore into one another. "Fuck you," Jasper said and he'd pushed up from the table - tripped over his own two feet - and gone down. Edgar's dead. Jasper's in AA-after being told by Toby that he doesn't want to see him until he smartens up. Now, with just him, his two younger brothers and their Mum, Ethan and Francis will barely even look at him, and Toby feels like his life is falling apart. Again. [Inspired by the chapter 'Talk Later' in The Marauders By Pengiwen Order Of The Phoenix Part 3]

At 17 Kat thought that the only thing she'd have to worry about was keeping her sister out of their fathers grasp and raising her to be a successful adult; but that was before the end of the world. Now she's fighting Infected, or Zombies, and trying to make it another day. She made it nearly a year into survival before everything fell apart. *Rating may change*