Истории Patato

My second written story ever guys. and this time in english! Trigger warning: this Story has a very rude crackhead humour and deals about brutal stuff. Jack is a little boy who just wants to live his life. He just flows with whatever the f*ck is happening and is open for everything. But then his destiny leads him to collect all the Potatos of friendship. Maybe this sounds like a cute children nighttime story but it really isn't.

It was a beautiful day But shit went down hill for patrice. Every one was saying "what a beautiful day" but patrice was saying "fuck you". Patrice believes that for every person having a wonderful day there has to be someone have the worst fucking day ever, it was that day for patrice. You might be wondering what in the goddamn world happened to fucking patrice?? Well it lemme tell you.

just a group chat with a patato, BOB, crusty, berry, chimy and ofc me, fanta! P.s. y'all gonna have to deal with the jamless...person who is in love with crusty...disgusting...dirty minded....weird...bLonDe james....sadsad

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patato lol i just write what came in to my head XD

Ginny's younger sister and the last Weasley I did the bravest thing anybody could even think of. I went back into time to save Tom Riddle after he kills Harry.Not only does he grow attached he starts becoming more and more suspicious. Now everything's perfect and I can go back home. Or so I thought... All rights go to J.K Rowling only characters I made up belong to me.

deez nuts

What happens when I'm supposed to be asleep

Adriana Grier is Nash and Hayes 17 year old sister. What happens when Nash asks Adriana to go on tour with them? None of the boys even know she exists.

Αυτη ειναι η ιστορια μιας πατατας!!!!!!!! Ελπιζω να σας αρεσει!!!!!!!!!!!!! cover made by lovereadingeveryday1

Four generations ago Werewolves, Vampires and other types of supernatural beings made themselves known to the human world. Humans, although scared at first, soon came to make a peaceful experience with supernatural beings, but this peaceful experience is not without sacrifice. To prevent a war and for their corporation in helping to advance technology and the human living experience, humankind agreed to turn a blind eye for three weeks out of the year. Three weeks out of the year, Supernaturals hunt. Not for food or for fun but for their soulmates.

My name is Alana. I am going to live with my cousin James who I'm guessing does videos for YouTube... Moving to a new home, new people.... Let's hope I survive a week... To see what happenes READ DA STORY DURR DA DURR

Hi. I am a patato. No. Not a potato. A patato.

John is a senior in high school that falls in love with another senior named Julie but Julie already has a boyfriend (Lucas) and doesn't know if he can compete with him.

Once a poor potato named fries was bought by Mr.man but little did fries know that Mr.man wasn't her dream owner (Warning) sad

Sanic wunts tu fullow hes dreems, butt u is sad cuz hey dusnt pey attenton tu u.

Soggy patato

So this is a story my friend started writing, and I got his permission to publish this. I'm also going to end up dying in it. I'm looking forward to it XD. Also, I have no idea how this got so popular. I guess it's just that good.