Patbutcher Histórias

What happens when a freak accident ends up adding to the Button House household? Well- a lot of confusion, dramatics, and irritation that's what- so- enjoy that- I was rewatching Ghosts for the seventeenth time, watching the episode in season four where they meet the "New Ghost", you know, the guy behind the hedge- and great character, don't get me wrong. HOWEVER. I had an idea. What if instead of there being a ghost that already exists and has been there awhile, there was genuinely a new ghost. So- Someone dies on the land that surrounds Button House and becomes a ghost. That's it- That's the story-

So basically, I felt really sorry in 2X06 when Humphrey explained about his wife and that she never laughed at his jokes. So yeah just a weird little fluff thing cos I feel sorry for him XD. A lady comes to fix a sofa and Humphrey gets left in the same room as her as she fixes it. The witch with the hammer returns some days later and the ghosts try to recover both halves of Humphreys body. There be some Shakespeare inspired shenanigans going on. library secrets and Julian causes some mischief.

The eldest sibling has the least chance of finding their fortune. It'll often be them to sit down and become, perhaps, the local lonely librarian. Pat Butcher is an eldest sibling, doomed (his step sisters' words, not his) to continue his family's business in hats whilst his two step sisters, forlornly, mind you, seek their fortune in bakeries and witches. But after a curse is placed on him when he unknowingly insults a witch, Pat might just be able to seek out his fortune. ---------------- A PatCap AU based off the film and book, Howl's Moving Castle. Howl's Moving Castle the film was made by Studio Ghibli. The book I can't remember and would appreciate if someone told me. I lay no claim to any of these characters as they are either made by the people who made Howl's Moving Castle or Them There/Six Idiots who made BBC Ghosts

The Captain and Pat both had difficult romantic relationships in life but slowly they can begin to get over the pain and realise that love in death is both something they deserve can have.

It's 2007 , Elizabeth Banks and her friends break into an abandoned Button house. Who knew a night out could be eternal.

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘖𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥, 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴... ...𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱, 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦.

Kevin is 33 years old. Him and his wife divorced two years ago, and because she kept the house he was forced to move back in with his parents. There aren't any jobs available that will earn him enough cash to move back out, so to slowly make his way back to the average life he had, he became what he had been when he first finished school - a bin man. He sort of liked it. Well, at least he did until he got himself crushed by his own truck, bled to death and became yet another ghost stuck in Button House.

Long before Humphrey Bone lost his head (literally), he and his tempestuous French wife Sophie shared one unexpected chapter of family duty: a daughter. Harriett Marthe Béatrice Bone, born to secure the lineage Sophie never cared for, became the quiet light of Humphrey's life. Sophie, icy and ambitious ❄️👑, could barely disguise her disdain - but Humphrey adored his gentle, scholarly girl, who preferred books, birds, and sketching over courtly politics 📚🕊️✏️. Tragedy struck first when Harriett died at nineteen of scarlet fever in 1565 💔🌹, her apologetic ghost lingering in Button House. Kind, nervous, and desperately eager to be helpful, she spent a decade watching her father bumble around blissfully unaware that Sophie was plotting rebellion: a coup to replace Elizabeth I with Mary, Queen of Scots ⚔️📜. Unable to communicate with the living - or with her very-much-living father - Harriett watched history unfold helplessly until Humphrey discovered Sophie's treachery... and promptly had his head knocked off in one of history's most anticlimactic executions 🎭🪓. Now reunited in the afterlife, father and daughter haunt Button House together. Humphrey is delighted. Harriett is relieved. And everyone else is mildly confused why the new ghost insists on tidying absolutely everything. 💀 A daughter forgotten by history... but not by her headless dad.

After years of dread and preparation, Year Eleven has finally rolled around, and 'the Captain' is less than thrilled when told he will be attending Higham Academy on boarding conditions. With drama amongst his friend group, conflict within his family, and the underlying stress of his exams, the Captain is forced to choose between the ones he loves and the expectations of his family. But will he make the right choices? - BBC Ghosts Highschool AU Modern AU Please Check the Tags :) Captain Centric (In First P.O.V) Canon Divergence For the Sake of the Plot No Beta We Die Like the Ghosts of Button House Likely Inconsistent Updates- Sorry! Also On Ao3 (CaptainFairyGodmother)

Literally just what it says- sorry if I take a while to do each part I'm in year 11 and it's literally days away from my gcses so please bare with me :)

"Straight into the hall of fame with that wonderful smile of yours!" Just a story about Kitty exploring her life (and death) and her family-like relationship with The Captain and the other Ghosts. *NONE OF THIS IS CANON, JUST MY IDEA OF HOW KITTY WOULD HAVE DEALT WITH HER DEATH* This is just something I had the sudden urge to start writing in the middle of the night, genuinely don't expect much from this lmao

𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 | " a love like ours, could never die " in which amelia dawson is the victim in a mix up with an political assassination plot, and is rendered to haunt a certain manor house alongside possibly the strangest mix of people she'd ever seen.... ( oc x bbc ghosts ) ( stand alone book )

Captain tries to figure out how to move on from the only man he's ever loved, but how will he do it? Will opening up help? Maybe figuring out himself would be better? Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine! They're all characters from the TV series BBC Ghosts, however the plot is mine.

This is the story about a new Ghost being added to the Button House residents. Will probably have found family and slowburn in it (Thomas) Based on the BBC series Ghosts. ( I'm delulu af) I do not own any of the characters except my Oc and her friends.

In S2 E1, Pat and Thomas recorded an episode of a Button FM Radio Show. I wondered what it would be like if the Ghosts decided to continue this as a pass time...

Does what it says on the tin.

Just writting some silly lil stories and poems based on the series BBC Ghosts.

Eggy little tales from button house ↙️🏴‍☠️🍾

Pat is asked to run an after-school club. He's doomed.