Patryk Stories

^^Just read the title^^ Authors- @MattandMatilda @Cassie1242

Just my blunt opinions on the ships and characters, it's all in the title. Remember, these are MY opinions, I'd love to hear your opinion and reasoning behind why you like/dislike/are neutral to a ship. All art/fan art used in this book belong to their respective owners/creators.

Yeah I know this may be dead but I could care less.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Red Leader has almost taken over the entire world. The Rebellion is the last thing between the mad tyrant and complete domination. Little do they know how little this all matters to the fearsome Red Leader, and how much he's been aching to see some old friends of his.. the ones that just joined the Rebellion... ~~~~ title is a song lyric from the song Stalker's Tango by Autoheart cover art is mine :D this is crack treated seriously, I'm doing this for fun! I'm also thinking of crossposting on AO3, but I'll probably do that when I'm close to finishing it the only ships I'm for sure including is paultryk and binglarry, but I could possibly be persuaded to add more if you roll high charisma [insert D20 emoji here] Content Warnings: minor swearing, dark humor (who turned out the lights?), possibly OOC depictions, use of cartoon logic, use of OCs, use of personal headcanons, bad flirting, depictions of obsessive stalking, descriptions of canon typical violence, subpar writing (I'm doing most of this at 2-4am, then editing it during the day)

After the incident, Tord was depressed and Didn't know what to do anymore, so he went outside with his mom(pat) and he bumped into someone he know Read to find out Heights: Edd:5'7 Matt:7'0 Tom:6'9 Tord:5'4

My 2017 drawings. Lol, Patryk with chicken wing hair. :3

😳🙈 high ranks lmao : #13 - eduardo - feb 24, 2021 #13 - patryk - feb 24, 2021

Yay! my first story on wattpad. its about characters on Eddsworld falling in love with YOU. yeah that's right. YOU. just request in the comments. I accept any requests. wish me luck!

Your parents where both killed in fire cause by mysterious someone. You soon were sent to an orphanage full of lost/abandoned children. (Just read the dam story..) Characters include: Y/N Tom Tord Edd Matt Paul Patryk Eduardo Jon Mark Ringo

This is just a truth or dare story that goes on forever... ENJOY!!!

Just some Eddsworld ships including Canon×Canon or Canon×Y/N. AU'S ARE ALLOWED!! Characters available: -Edd -Matt -Tom -Tord -Paul -Patryk ((Cover art by me))

an eddsworld spoof book! now, im sure the guys would be a bit more mature unlike what i will be putting in this book

Bottom Tord sue me! *** Tom would never admit it, but without Tord, his life was boring. But after 10 years, his old friend desires to visit him. *** I suggest reading my book before this so you won't be that confused. It's in my other account.

Paul and Patryk meet their son.

Everyone knows the story of how Tord abandoned his friends, and that he now has an army, but what if he was never in control? He never meant to hurt anyone, but just couldn't stop it... (TRIGGER WARNING GORE SUICIDE AND MURDER) no shipping involved

Same rules apply to this as to my Hamilton oneshots book (plus a little extra). Requests are always open, I will not do character x reader oneshots, and updates are slow. Because Eddsworld has such a toxic fandom, I had to make the first part a long disclaimer. Please read it before moving on to the rest of the book. It's very important and contains some vital information. When writing anything about Eddsworld ships, you have to be careful because the creators of Eddsworld are real people and deserve to be treated with respect. I ship the characters, not the people. I don't mean to be harsh. I just want to make sure it's clear that I want to protect the Eddsworld crew, those who have left it, and the legacy Edd Gould left behind. Without further ado, please enjoy the book. Cover art done by me. :)

Sheriff Thomas Thompson has never been the one for love and settling down. Married to his job, he is one of the most well known bachelors in Spitbucket. When a new stranger comes into town as a bartender - Thompson pays no mind. That is... until the stranger becomes a thought that takes up most of his mind. Falling desperately in love, Thomas learns the secrets of Todd Audet. Everyone has their secrets - His just happens to be a lot darker. Saloonatics AU - All rights belong to Eddsworld Characters: Sheriff Thomas Thompson Bandit/Bartender Todd Audet "Red" Bandit Paul & Patryk Side characters

Haha lol I'm dying xDDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂