You and I both know that your fantasies can never be quenched; however, these invigorating tales will hopefully help those insatiable desires for all you frickin fricks.
May Toolie have mercy on your soul.
P.S. All edits are made by me
When Lacey, a open and frankly dumb professional middle aged white woman, finds Bill, a handsome virginial scientist in the fruit section of the organic grocery store, a bushel of locally grown kale isn't the only thing produced.
A little story about Paula Deen and Paulie a.k.a Michael Cera. Includes special appearances by Pepe, Poot Lovato, Shia LaBeouf, Fetty Wap, My Chemical Romance, and many more!